Skip to main content

Joe The Plumber

The ex-hardcore-porn movie actor who does plumbing for the neighbors occasionally. He is also planning to be an entrepreneur in the future, had a brief conversation with Barack Obama, and worries that the tax plans under the new administration will affect his plans for the big bright future.

Generally considered the same IQ, a little bit higher or lower than Joe six pack-- depending on your religious beliefs.
Person A: "Dude, did you watch Obama and McCain talking about Joe the plumber? I really enjoyed it! I feel I know a whole lot more about the economic plans of the two presidential candidates"

Person B: "Pathetic!"
by TlPbBiPoAtRn October 15, 2008
mugGet the Joe The Plumber mug.

plumbus

You know what a plumbus is.
I broke the shleeb off of my plumbus!
by Ricky Boi 69 July 13, 2016
mugGet the plumbus mug.
Related Words

sugar plum

a very hot, sexy, amazing, beautiful, fine ass girl
my girl that ilove. she is my sugar plum and muh everything
by kc 1234 December 13, 2009
mugGet the sugar plum mug.

Plumbing

Plumbing is a sexual act involving a man and a female. The aforementioned male pops his penis in the girl's vagina, lubricating her ring, tickling and widening the said orifice. When that there hole is at maximum size, the man pops the scrotum and both balls in that bottomless pit of love.
That girl last night was a bucket, I was plumbing her without even realising. It was mint.
by googabooga April 29, 2009
mugGet the Plumbing mug.

A plummer

when a person bends over and the crack of thier ass is visible over the back of thier pants , it is said to be a plummer
man , tha t fat guy needs a belt, whenever he bends down he treats us to a plummer
by Colt45MaltLikka May 28, 2006
mugGet the A plummer mug.

plumb onion

When you are fucking a girl, you pull your boner out, bend it in half and shove it back in. Upon being pulled out, the boner is purple like a plumb and stinks like an onion.
1. Shit man.... shit..... that is one plumb onion!

2. You ain't gettin' none o this vajayjay unless I get somma that plumb onion!

3. My plumb onion hurts real bad!

4. Dr.: "Don't bend your penis in half like that anymore."
Patient: "But my girl wants the plumb onion real bad."
Dr.: "Oh, here are some pills."
by Prof. Plumb January 12, 2008
mugGet the plumb onion mug.

Plumber Method

When you masturbate furiously with a drunken flaccid penis, in the hope that it will somehow come alive through your hopeless need.
Jim had had at least 7 scotches and when he was realistic about it, it was more like 9. It was starting to look like one of those nights where he'd need the plumber method to get things going.
by TheDuckMan May 29, 2009
mugGet the Plumber Method mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email