Chow and Plow

When you have anticipation of buying a girl dinner to have sex with her.

When a girl goes on one dinner date and hooks up with you.

Thanks to tinder, I've had the best luck with the ol' Chow and plow.

Life regret: Did the ol' Chow and plow after taking a girl to the Taco Bell. Sex turned into a chili cook-off.

by B Tsunami October 22, 2019

plowing new ground

Opening up new pastures when the old one has gone all dry and barren. Usually refers to recently separated males with no front teeth.

When ma ol lady left me I just took hold of ma old fella and ploughed me some new ground with old Betsy Ross next door.

by Gazman April 1, 2004

Deer Plowing

When you drive behind a redneck in an aggressive manor and eye fuck them into driving fast at night; while following them closely so they clear the road of all deer, other animals, and debris. Best works if they keep thinking you want to pass them..

The deer are nuts tonight so I’ll be Deer Plowing a redneck from the gas station so I can get home faster to play call of duty..

by Darr the Starr November 19, 2021

German City Snow Plow

A small penis doing a much bigger penis’ job.

Met this big chick at a bar, had a few drinks and then I gave her the German City Snow Plow

by AlwaysAGas March 7, 2021

plowing buck

shooting "big game"

We went to the bar last night and Nick was seriously plowing buck.

by jkimnw March 30, 2017

Too Wet To Plow

A book on farming.

Also a great joke about the vagina being so wet that the noise made while having intercourse is so loud that it may wake up neighbors. Thus it is too wet to plow.

Man that shit was too wet to plow last night!

by DroppingBOWS October 2, 2014

plow/plough a trout

Plow in this case being a verb meaning defecate and trout being representative of human excrement.

This is gonna suck, I haven't plowed a trout in a week.
I ate Thai food last night and this morning it felt like my trout had spines.
This pond is for release only. All trout catchers will be shunned.
I need to plow/plough a trout.

by flandep July 3, 2010