phantom shit

when you take a shit, and when you wipe your ass, there isn't any shit on the toilet paper

i just took a phantom shit, i saved a couple of minutes because i didn't have to wipe my ass

by ray May 29, 2004

Phantom Arcade

The artist and animator of the hit game Friday Night Funkin' working alongside ninjamuffin99, evilsk8tr, and Kawai Sprite

Guy 1: Man, Phantom Arcade is such a cool animator!
Guy 2: I know, right? And his animations are so funny!

by such a weirdo October 20, 2021

phantom hug

being able to feel the feeling of getting hugged/having someone hug you when you haven’t been physically hugged

“he was so lost in his thoughts about how much he misses her, he started feeling phantom hugs”

by Ace the orange December 12, 2022

phantom hole

That thing when you have had a large penis inside of you for a long amount of time, the aftermath feeling of your hole as if the penis were still in there.

My man did me so good last weekend, I am walking around bowlegged with phantom hole.

by JackExplainsItAll June 17, 2020

Phantom dicksand

The dicksand you get.. When you don't get the dick!! There you have it folks- phantom dicksand..

It's actually like dicksand but not.. When you fall for a dick pic and that's all you get from the guy.. phantom dicksand

by DamnuDan October 1, 2017

phantom shart

The act of farting hard enough to make you think you shit yourself, but when you go to check your pants, they are skid-free.

Friend 1: "Phew! Thank god I went and checked, I could have sworn I sharted myself!"
Friend 2: "ah, you've experienced the rare phantom shart, I see?"
Friend 1: "...I think we should see other people."

by Yikes__ June 4, 2021

pink phantom

the spooky girl mentioned in the gorillaz song

man I just listened to the pink phantom such a great song

by ongadoolover October 24, 2020