pedocrocker

Described as a certain man or woman who cannot help themselves but to ask people if they want free candy.

" hey come over here we have free candy" No ! My mom told me not to listen to you pedocrockers!

by TyArkansas24 June 7, 2016

pedo snacks

When your favorite restaurant is found out to be owned by your friendly neighborhood child molester.

Mmmm, Mmmm, Mmm these pedo snacks.

by SpreadThemCheeks May 20, 2017

Pardon the fuck

The polite version of the more common term “What the fuck”.

Additional info: “Pardon” itself can be used instead of just asking “what”.

Josh: Hey man, look at my poop stain on my chair.

Jacob: Pardon the fuck?

Josh: Wow, you‘re so polite.

Jacob: Yes, I indeed am.

by ShiddedMyPants November 10, 2018

Pedo-pie

A combination of the terms "Pedophile" and "cream pie". No further clarification should be necessary.

"Timmy, would you please show the court on this doll where Mr. Goldstein touched you."
Timmy: *Points to doll's asshole*
Timmy's Father: "YOU SON OF A BITCH!!! YOU FUCKING PEDO-PIED MY 5 YEAR OLD SON!!! YOU'RE GONNA FRY!"

by Lavadog84 December 12, 2018

Peadoey

Someone who is a pedo and is doing something like a pedo

Rory and Olivia are really peadoey

by Daddy aka ossian June 17, 2019

PedoBide

Typically an older gentleman who cannot help but molest young children, the younger the better but any port in the storm will work for these corrupt fucks. Their opening move is to sidle up and sniff their intended victim because they don't accidentally want to molest a midget.

Dude your neighbor has newspapers covering their windows and van I bet they are a total PedoBide

by IamTheStorm October 12, 2019

Pedodent

An elected official than sniffs kids in public.

Oh look the pedodent is on television sniffing another kid.

by Dathun February 13, 2021