Paravibe

adjective for a person who is paranoid about missing a cell phone call while it is set on vibrate. Also, someone who can hear their cell phone vibrate when it is in a distant room.

Don't be such a paravibe and stop checking your phone - either put your ringer on or turn your phone off.

by Faris Sabbah April 22, 2007

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mono-perv

Verb: The action of seeing someone in passing you would like to have sex with whilst mumbling the words out in your speech at a volume only you can hear.

A hot girl with blonde hair sits under a tree and flicks her hair back

Man mumbles: "i'd love to fuck that girl real hard"

Thus doing a mono-perv

by satanicbean April 14, 2009

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Related Words

Perav • peraviate • perv • Peruvian • perachel • Pera • perambulate • Peruvian glazed donut • pervacious • peavey

the peruvian plumb

if you eat one too many jalepenos peppers and it hurts to take a dump then you have got a case of the peruvian plumb

- dang ma i shouldnt have eatin all those nachos, i gots a case of the peruvian plumb like a mug, ya feel me

by beanballz February 10, 2010

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Peruvian Sunset

A variation of the Peruvian Sunrise, it is the act of shaving your pubic hair while being fingered in the asshole by someone who is shaving their own asshair.

I was so close to getting her to do a Peruvian Sunset with me but we couldn't find any razors.

by Juan Velasco Alvaradose May 6, 2009

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When a man is having sex and ejaculates on his partner stomach. The person with the ejaculate on his/ her belly goes outside and lays in the sun for 10-15 minutes to let the semen dry. Once dry, the ejaculate is peeled off and eaten. The dry semen is the peruvian pancake.

A: "dude i just had a peruvian pancake!!!"
B: "awesome dude!!!! How was it?"
A: "it was amazing!!! my bitch cooked it to perfection, and of course the ingredients were grade A!!!"

by MisturBigg February 27, 2011

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