la puta que te pario

your mother is a peach
in spanish is mother facker

juan: me coji a tu vieja
el puto de fausto: andate un poquito a la puta que te pario

by fausto July 29, 2006

Dangling participle

A dangling participle is a wallet chain, cell phone headset cord, beeper leash, purse strap or other long slender device used to secure an object to a person.

A dangling participle is the "straps" that have the tendency to always get caught on another object when you least expect it to, often resulting in a humurous but humiliating yank in the opposite direction of travel (i.e.: getting out of a car, getting up from a desk, etc.).

by S.J. Friedman October 11, 2005

partisansexship

The ability of Democrats and Republicans to see the other party's sexual trysts as morally reprehensible while excusing their own party's sex scandals.

Every Republican points to Former Democrat President Bill Clinton's sex scandal with Monica Lewinsky and bemoans the fact he should have been impeached and removed from office, while noting or overlooking that Republicans Newt Gingrich, David Vitter, Mark Sanford, John Ensign and Larry Craig among others were or are entitled to finish their terms in office while their sex scandals are excused. This partisansexship remains an on-going dichotomy not easily explained by rational thinking human beings.

by benighse January 9, 2010

you must be fun at parties

Phrase said by losers, who are in fact not fun at parties, nor have been to one of.

"Wow, you must be fun at parties" - said Doug, the absolute fucking loser.

by thelifeoftheparty22 May 10, 2022

Partida

the constant need to go urinate, the runs

When i drink a lot of water, i get Partida

by MegaNi13 October 20, 2011

particle

–noun

a partially written composition in prose, usually nonfiction, on a specific topic, forming an independent part of a book or other publication, as a newspaper or magazine, usually used to describe a work in progress that is not yet finished.

boss: is that article ready yet?

worker: right now, all I have is a particle.

by it's friday November 15, 2010

middle parting

The ugliest style ever!

John “ew, have seen his/her hair! It has a middle parting in it!”
The bitch “omg, what a slag...”

by Loooooooooololololololol spam December 22, 2017