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Parental Plower

That piece of shit is such a parental plower
by OLDERFARTER May 11, 2018
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backseat parenting

The act of parenting when the children are not yours. Often happens in a very public place where peoples parenting skills are on display to random people.
Snikklefritz Larry, you're kicking sand all over me you little frolfer.

bystander 1 Geez that's some lousy parenting
bystander 2 Your backseat parenting is getting out of hand
by popalsquatch August 20, 2012
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Parent caller

When a sibling is over exaggerating and extremely loud just to get their parents attention so you get in trouble
Saying things really loudly like

WHY DID YOU DO THAT or OWWWWW
Dang m is such a parent caller, you barely tapper her and she yelled WHY DID YOU DO THAT like you hit her or something
by Your such a parent caller by c November 17, 2020
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hellicopter parent

a parent so concened with there childs well being that they actually affect the childs happieness. leaving it ill prepaired for real life
kathleen dosent no how to fight because she had hellicopter parents
by jojopotatoe42 November 4, 2020
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octopus parent

a parent who is always doing everything at the same time. seeing to multiple children's needs at once
by themadsinger April 13, 2022
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Parental Alibi

(noun)

Any story told to your parent(s) to soften an event that had transpired that would show you or your friends in the negative sense.

Usually used as a way of comforting your nervous or overprotective parents. Beware, seasoned parents will catch on to one of these MIGHTY QUICK. Be prepared to spill one or two of the less-raunchy details upon question or, simply, upfront.
Parental Alibi
Mom: "What did you all do while I was out?"
Offspring: "Nothing much. We watched TV, made popcorn, nothing much."

Truth
Mom: "What did you all do while I was out?"
Offspring: "We abused the furniture, got popcorn all over the living room, shorted out the kitchen circuit while using the microwave, and watched the raunchiest thing we could find on television.
by Cordial-tan November 2, 2010
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Twitter Parents

Parents that tell you everything their doing in the house just to keep you updated
"Son I'm gonna take a shower"

"Whatever"
"Dude you have twitter parents"
by pfi February 17, 2015
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