dead pool

A bet on which celebrities or public figures will die during a given period of time.

All participants agree on the amount to bet and choose 10, 15, or 20 famous people for their individual list. Duplicates are allowed, as long as each list is not exactly the same.

The person who guesses the most deaths during the time period wins the entire pool. In the case of a tie, the dead pool may continue for another month or more in hopes of a tie-breaker, or the winners may split the proceeds.

Most dead pools begin on January 1st and finish on December 31 of the same year.

Three weeks into the new year and I've already marked a celeb and an athlete off on my dead pool.

by WhatDivaWants February 14, 2012

pool dick

when you first get out the pool and your shit is shrivelled. sometimes becomes permenant <--nothin to laugh at

female-"whats that???"
me-"dont do this"
female-"you cold or something.?."
me-"no! i got mother fucking permenant POOL DICK!okay."

by triangle offense November 17, 2011

shit the pool

to royally fuck up; to do something so messed up that fixing things is unforseeable

Sorry about the picture message of my dick that I sent to your Mom-it was supposed to go to your sister. I totally shit the pool on that one.

by dundunidun December 27, 2011

Hawaiian swimming pool

When a guy cums in an innie and it hardens into an outie.

guy 1 "i heard you gave Samantha a Hawaiian swimming pool last night"

guy 2 "yea she loved it"

by danster4286 April 15, 2020

Texas Car Pool

When someone takes out their rage on a homosexual primarily from suppressing inner homo-erotic feelings. Usually the homosexual dies in some mid-evil torture like being drawn and quartered.

Mike noticed that guy making eye contact with him at the bar, so we gave him a Texas Car Pool.

by Poo-machine September 30, 2009

Dirty Pool Man

The act of having anal sex with a woman in the shallow end of a pool while simultaneously her vagina is pummeled by the pool return jet.

"My pool man seduced my wife and gave her the dirty pool man!".

by The Dirty Pool Man December 24, 2008

pool water

Ripped-ass liquor. Ripped-ass liquor.

If ima drink that pool water, ima need a liquor lozenge.

by ellis October 7, 2006