ellis's definitions
A high school student who will sell his/her soul to get into a top tier university
Paradoxically, college whores rarely get into their desired schools.
Paradoxically, college whores rarely get into their desired schools.
"What the heck? I'm president of 3 clubs, I have perfect grades and SAT scores, and I've volunteered for a thousand hours. Why didn't I get into Harvard?"
"You dumbass. Didn't you know that college whores don't get into college?"
"Oh well, I'll just major in poli sci somewhere else."
"You dumbass. Didn't you know that college whores don't get into college?"
"Oh well, I'll just major in poli sci somewhere else."
by Ellis April 23, 2005

by Ellis August 21, 2004

"Yo, where I can dat work surface for my heez?"
"Homes, you need to check out propa Bo Concept on the Dix"
"Homes, you need to check out propa Bo Concept on the Dix"
by ellis January 14, 2008

by Ellis August 21, 2004

We crested the nest and spat our language at the pangorgis site that unfolded: a colossal Hybrid Champion!
by Ellis December 7, 2009

by Ellis August 21, 2004
