by Ellis August 21, 2004

by Ellis September 10, 2003

When you are wearing a beautiful dress and you are shat on, e.g. through a diaper, despite your best intentions.
OMFG I was just the victim of a wheaton steamer and now I have to walk around in this shit all night!!
by Ellis September 09, 2010

by ellis June 15, 2007

We crested the nest and spat our language at the pangorgis site that unfolded: a colossal Hybrid Champion!
by Ellis December 07, 2009

A high school student who will sell his/her soul to get into a top tier university
Paradoxically, college whores rarely get into their desired schools.
Paradoxically, college whores rarely get into their desired schools.
"What the heck? I'm president of 3 clubs, I have perfect grades and SAT scores, and I've volunteered for a thousand hours. Why didn't I get into Harvard?"
"You dumbass. Didn't you know that college whores don't get into college?"
"Oh well, I'll just major in poli sci somewhere else."
"You dumbass. Didn't you know that college whores don't get into college?"
"Oh well, I'll just major in poli sci somewhere else."
by Ellis April 23, 2005
