toilet seat polio

When one spends more time than necessary, clearly violating the fifteen minute maximum rule for being on the toilet, blood flow to the legs is reduced causing numbness. The legs and feet then fall asleep. When finished, walking now becomes quite challenging. The steps taken by the sufferer resemble those taken of people with polio.

Dave, why are you walking so funny?

Spent too long in the crapper,now I've got toilet seat polio.

by rwcraiden October 27, 2015

Dead Spider Position

Sex position that ruins the man's life in which the often freaky woman wraps her legs around the man right before he releases his love juices. The girl's legs are in a similar position to the legs of a dead spider; they are held tightly around the man, preventing him from pulling out as he b-b-b-busts.

Bruh Maren had me stuck in the dead spider position last night...

by raisin brand February 9, 2017

the fetal position

the most common sleeping position, curling up your arms and legs into a compact ball. usually accompanied by crying.
it is most popular for its sense of comfort, hence the name "fetal position," the position fetuses fall into while in the womb.

"the fetal position is the most common sleeping position, usually for its feeling of comfort and attachment."

by fellownapper April 9, 2021

The Jenga Sex Position

A sex position in which people stack on top of each other in alternating rows during an orgy, in a Jenga like fashion. The last person to pull out without falling over wins.

Last night, we tried The Jenga Sex Position. Mark barely beat Carlos.

by YesPapa47 April 10, 2021

The Jay Position

When you incorrectly believe you are in a position where the only option is to submit to authority

I'm going to have to assume the Jay Position

by Looney_Man October 25, 2022

friendly victims in a lying position

A position in which a girl cheats on her boyfriend on the chest of another.
We can use this word to save a non-binding relationship.

Don't worry, it was just friendly victims in a lying position.
My girl gives friendly victims in a lying position with her friend.

by mommiesmilker December 22, 2021

delicious poisoning

aka alcohal poisoning...first discovered on a friday practice in the gym and hermes and dean were talking about beer pong....and then dean said somthing about you not wanting to get alcohal poisoning...and vida says, Its not called alcohal poisoning.....its called delicios poisoning...yessss...the day vida didnt take his add medicine

Dean:dude, we gotta get mad delicious poisoning 2night.
Hermes: yeah dude, i wanna get fucked up.

by Dean The Machine October 23, 2005