Shlum Plum

A girl who seems very shy but actually is very active and is 80% time a hooker.

Joe: You know Garfield?
Pine: Yeah?
Joe: I think hes a Shlum Plum.
Pine: Woah, Really?

by pinedog June 26, 2018

PLUM card

Poor Little Unfortunate Me. Used as an insult to people who use emotions to get the upper hand. Try and make you feel sorry for them. Purposefully or unpurposefully uses your kind nature to make you do things for them. Only used by terrible people. Mostly used by men who have mommy issues and would love a mommy who they can fuck.
Do not trust people who use plum cards ever.

"well I asked him if he was ok and he said "I mean I guess." Guess he's pulling the PLUM card again"

"I'm just so lonely. I wish we were still together." --PLUM card user

"You used to take such good care of me." --PLUM card user

by JackandJill-therewasnohill July 15, 2018

Plum

Also know as a fat little man with hairy cheeks and an ugly face who likes young ladies and ugly foreign woman

“Jesus Adam leave that young lady alone your turning into a plum”

by Jessica Bolger January 22, 2019

Plum Sauce

The runoff from a sexual session in which the prolapsed anus of a willing participant is hammered to the point of anal fissures forming causing blood to pool into the prolapse. This mixes with the fecal matter present in the prolapsed area and the resulting sticky white love piss of the external aggressor. Creating a purple hued substance known as plum sauce.

She gave me a jar of plum sauce, straight from the bowels of hell!

by weazelbeast January 24, 2019

Magnus Plum

Magnus likes a big booty, and also a big dick.

Magnus Plum is the main leader of a danish group called MissMeWithDatGayshit

by BigDick2121Esskettitt January 30, 2019

Plums

Suck my scrotal sack

Will you make me a coffee? No suck my plums

by Sparkyhd February 15, 2019

Fluffy plum

When a mans scrotum is so covered in hair that you can’t see his skin.

“John had such a fluffy plum last night, he needs to shave

by Destroyer of worlds 666 September 9, 2018