by sashamish May 13, 2009
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Patherine (noun)is the Thai word for perfection. A goddess worshiped by ancient and modern cultures. Known for her beauty, wisdom, and compassion. Her smile makes men weak in the knees, and her laugh warms the heart. One glance into her eyes, and one becomes instantly intoxicated with her beauty. She is caring, strong, smart, and creative. Many cultures around the world still tell stories of the legend of Patherine. Although depictions of Patherine are rare, some stone carvings of her famous selfie's have survived.
by Devil:) July 7, 2014
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Pete had to take a sick day to stay home with his new puppy because he didn’t want to leave him alone.
He wishes his company had paid pawternity leave!
He wishes his company had paid pawternity leave!
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Get the Pathered mug.Weird creature which is a mixture between a panther (panter) and cat (poes). The words are from the dutch language. other words for panterpoes: Christian, Stanley, Bart (or boovle)
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I slipped Jenny laxatives in her orange juice at lunch, when we get to her house we can squirty patertie.
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