by Sidewalker September 25, 2005
A wasted orgasm is when you jack off and come but don't feel an orgasm, due to trying to prolong the pre-orgasm pleasure for too long. Usually leaving the victim with a sense of failure and frustration.
Frat Bro 1: Dude last night I was jacking off and I came and felt nothing, totally fucked up my night.
Frat Bro 2: Oh yeah dude I think that's called a wasted orgasm, I get those all the time when I think about my grandma.
Frat Bro 1: ....What the fuck dude?
Frat Bro 2: Wait what....?
Frat Bro 2: Oh yeah dude I think that's called a wasted orgasm, I get those all the time when I think about my grandma.
Frat Bro 1: ....What the fuck dude?
Frat Bro 2: Wait what....?
by Alpha as fuck34 August 05, 2010
When two or more people have so much candy and so many energy drinks that the only way to get rid of all the energy is to have sex for hours on end.
Those two had about 10 bags of skittles and 5 energy drinks each, so they did it for 5 hours straight and called it Orgasmic Pinata.
by Nymphomatic666 June 22, 2008
Guy 1: "... and thats how the theory of evolution works."
Guy 2: "Holy shit man, I think I just had an intellectual orgasm"
Teacher: "So I was reading through these economics tests last night when I came across Sam's example of a vineyard as one of the best positive externalities. It was so brilliant I had an intellectual orgasm."
Guy 2: "Holy shit man, I think I just had an intellectual orgasm"
Teacher: "So I was reading through these economics tests last night when I came across Sam's example of a vineyard as one of the best positive externalities. It was so brilliant I had an intellectual orgasm."
by Sam Ryan November 01, 2006
A jolt sensation caused by involuntary contractions of the muscles centered at the genitals that consume your entire body after holding pee for an extreme duration of time and then finally releasing it.
Just got back from the restroom and I have to say that that pee orgasm so caught me off guard that I found myself nearly banging my head into the wall in a relaxed state of complete gratification.
by Rey December 09, 2003
Contrary to popular belief, it indeed DOES exist. Most women are fully capable of having orgasms if they "train" themselves to do so. Female porn-stars are mostly highly-orgasmic women because they've trained themselves to have orgasms. Most guys suck at sex and won't admit it because more than likely they have never been able to bring a woman to orgasm. Ladies, there is hope...but it comes with batteries.
Why males can't bring females to orgasm:
1) It takes more than 3 minutes for a woman to orgasm
2) They can't find the clitoris (VERY crucial)
3) Their dicks never stay hard long enough
4) They can't find the g-spot
5) They don't or suck at eating pussy
6) They're stingy with the foreplay (15 minutes or less is STINGY and also VERY crucial)
Why some females still don't have orgasms:
1) They don't have a vibrator
2) They don't (or are too afraid to) explore their own bodies
3) They're not lesbians
Signs a woman IS having/or has HAD an orgasm:
1) Incoherent speech
2) Shaking legs
3) Flushed chest & face
4) "Squirting"
5) Lip-biting
6) Falls asleep right after sex
Signs a woman is FAKING/or did NOT have an orgasm:
1) "OH YEAH, FUCK ME!! OH YOU'RE SO GOOD, YOU'RE THE BEST!"
2) Cracks open a book right after sex
3) Bored expression or exaggerated facial expressions
4) Not moving or saying anything
5) Relieved expression when the sex is over
There you have it guys AND girls. The female orgasm DOES exist.
1) It takes more than 3 minutes for a woman to orgasm
2) They can't find the clitoris (VERY crucial)
3) Their dicks never stay hard long enough
4) They can't find the g-spot
5) They don't or suck at eating pussy
6) They're stingy with the foreplay (15 minutes or less is STINGY and also VERY crucial)
Why some females still don't have orgasms:
1) They don't have a vibrator
2) They don't (or are too afraid to) explore their own bodies
3) They're not lesbians
Signs a woman IS having/or has HAD an orgasm:
1) Incoherent speech
2) Shaking legs
3) Flushed chest & face
4) "Squirting"
5) Lip-biting
6) Falls asleep right after sex
Signs a woman is FAKING/or did NOT have an orgasm:
1) "OH YEAH, FUCK ME!! OH YOU'RE SO GOOD, YOU'RE THE BEST!"
2) Cracks open a book right after sex
3) Bored expression or exaggerated facial expressions
4) Not moving or saying anything
5) Relieved expression when the sex is over
There you have it guys AND girls. The female orgasm DOES exist.
by PS, I'm Black April 20, 2008
Masturbating on a lonely night. You want to get some, but you can't, so you settle for an Orgasmic Night alone.
Zoey was lonely, so she ended up having an orgasmic night.
Adrian wanted to get some, but couldn't so he settled for an orgasmic night.
Adrian wanted to get some, but couldn't so he settled for an orgasmic night.
by bamboozley November 15, 2009