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Offensive Weapon

A large medieval style weapon, usually with an array of spikes, poison tips, skulls, and other heinous accessories. Usually only wielded by the most in human of men. The size of their kanckles and Arnold Schwarzenegger back muscles alone could be considered “offensive weapons.”
Lord Umbar the Merciless was last seen beating the entire towns people with his offensive weapon upon their face, chest, and neck areas. No one survived!
by LordSoth June 4, 2019
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Offended

A word only used by people who cannot accept or understand reality between 2010 and 2021.
*Person 1 searches the word "offended" on Urban Dictionary and sees this*

Person 1: I don't understand ... I choose to be offended now because I don't understand what this means... Like somehow I'm offended by the fact this person assumed my gender even though it's not stated.. how racist!

*Person 1 gets offended during a mental meltdown*

Person 2: You're an idiot.
by steammustachio February 9, 2021
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Offensive

when someone wants to spell Offensive they cant because dj is a moron
by woolf mr November 27, 2021
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Offended

A word used to tell the world you can't control your own emotions so everyone else should do it for you.
Person: I feel offended by that!
Everyone else: Who gives a fuck? Candy ass bitch!
by Sneakypreacher May 16, 2022
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Offensive cops

Critical Ops Hacker that sends Trading servers invitations to everyone in their DMs
by randomkid777 June 17, 2022
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Offended by Nothing

In a world where everything is offensive to someone, some people have gone to the other extreme, being offended by nothing - meaning they don't realize some things are still genuinely very offensive and shouldn't be joked about.
"Did you hear that some guy made a joke about Justin Bieber's facial disease that said, 'In five years, no one will come to Justin Bieber's concerts because his face will scare them away'?"

"Yeah. That was so wrong. Whoever made that should be ashamed. I don't like Justin Bieber, but I don't wish that upon anyone...and I definitely wouldn't make jokes about it. It's a serious disease and it probably sucks to have."

"...Unfortunately, the offended by nothing group vigorously defended the offensive joke after people called them out."

"What assholes."
by Ubeenbamboozledson September 27, 2022
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offensive humour

Hate speech / sensitive subjects with a punchline.
Hey man you like offensive humour?
Racist jokes or 9/11?
Racist 9/11 jokes!
by Loogs October 10, 2022
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