Owen Hart

Owen Hart was a Canadian born wrestler and younger brother of Bret Hart. Son of Stu and Helen Hart! May he rest in peace

Bob: Owen Hart got screwed worse than his brother Bret!
Joe: How So Bob?
Bob: Because He Got Screwed Out Of His Life
Joe: True. Vince McMahon can rot in HELL!

by I Love Ghetto Booty March 21, 2009

Owen's microphone

Non existent, void, lacking in physical form

Bro your mic is trash.
Yeah it's like Owen's microphone.

by Sanguine Pendulum June 11, 2018

Terrell Owens

1. An Excuse to fill sports coverage air time.

2. A Terrell Owens is like a dancing bear. Its like the kid at recess you throw quarters at and watch him pick them all up, then blast him in the head with a quarter while hes bent over.

3. An attention whore. Terrel Owens is a prime example of the episode of Spongebob Square Pants when Spongebob Square pants keeps ripping his pants for laughs.

Terrell Owens attempted Suicide for attention.

by DrMeanDudeMD October 8, 2006

Owen Harper

A character from the show Torchwood. Portrayed by Burn Gorman

Owen Harper is the team medic, who often comes off as crass and uncaring, although the caring side of his nature is shown through out.
He was only in the first two series of the show before he was killed off (twice, having been brought back once) in the second series.
He is seen paired with many characters, (Tosh, Gwen, Diane & Katie being the main) However there are many hints at possible pairings.
He is often either loved or hated by fans.

Jack: "And this is Owen Harper-"
Owen: "Dr Owen Harper"

by DrHarper. April 12, 2009

Owen Nelson

The name of a God

He is an absolute Legend and is better then everyone else

if you don’t love him your a little bit wet

Who are you?
Owen Nelson
(Gets on there knees and starts worshipping)

by Owen Nelson May 24, 2019

Owen Johnson

A loud and obnoxious man, Owen Johnson can be found shouting out things like "LITTLE MANNN" and "IT'S WEDGE'S BIRTHDAY!" between mouthfulls of cake, political debates and un-comformable anti-religious beliefs. His motivation to do well in life is based upon the fact that he resides in the county slum, aka Tonyrefail, thus his schoolwork is immaculately presented and is well received by his teachers, and love is felt towards them by Owen, apart from Mrs Goodridge whom he has a distaste for due to the resentment felt towards Owen after discovering that he is a homophobe. Although Owen's stomach sticks out as much as a rucksack carried by an Afghan in an American airport, Owen is a lovely boy and can be extremely attentive and caring, once asking me "yow orait". His lack of a belt - which reveals his neatly manicured and shaved arsehole - is compensated for by his beautiful smile. Owen is a gorgeous boy and will succeed in his life which will unfortunately be cut short, due to a high possibility of developing heart disease, high blood pressure, type 2 diabetes or a heart attack.

"I did an Owen Johnson last night"
"What?! You revised for 7 hours straight?"

by Mark Greenberg June 6, 2018

owen elias

Hes a bloody cunt that is incredibly annoying, especially if you sit besides him in maths, and he always either attempts to outsmart you or physically hurt you

Me: Owen What's up
Owen elias: nothing you idiot, btw fo you know the pythagorean theory because I do.
Me:of course I do you silly nonce
Owen elias: ok the fuck you "proceeds to kick my shin"

by Gabba is the goat April 27, 2022