numbnuts

A person of severely limited intellectual prowess.

What a numbnuts!

by Bill Kirby July 26, 2003

nummers

adj. Good-tasting, yummy.

That Annie's Mac and Cheese was nummers!

by The Grammar Nazi January 10, 2002

Iron Man Numbers

When something reaches a very large number of hits. Similarly to the hit blockbuster movie Iron Man did in theaters.

My thread is getting Iron Man numbers.

This video I just uploaded is getting some hella Iron Man numbers.

by BROTHERSPORT6969 June 21, 2009

Aldin's Number

When someone pretends to be an intellectual on something they know very little about

Mary: Are you familiar with Aldin's Number?
Steve: I'm vaguely familiar...
Mary: I just made it up.

by M!YA August 20, 2020

numb tongue

When you burn your tongue on something too hot like coffee or pizza and cannot feel it for a day or two.

Guy 1: Hey you want to go grab a slice at Mario's?
Guy 2: Nah bruh, I still got numb tongue from last time.

by kmal9er April 2, 2016

Number Five

the cutest time travelling, spatial jumping, 13/58 year old hitman there is. savage, funny, adorable. also dates mannequins.

person 1: number five from umbrella academy? didnt he yeet an eyeball at a walll?
person 2: yes he did beech.

by ExspressoDxpresso April 14, 2019

Drive-by Phone Number

You're driving down the road and catch a car (driver or passenger) checkin you out. They will either chase you down, catch you at a stoplight, or drive-by you in a parking lot. They will then flash you their phone number... as if expecting you to remember it and call them. More commonly, the car will be filled with tools or sluts.

Barbie- "OMG! I just got a 'Drive-by Phone Number'!"
Stacie- "WHAT?!"
Barbie- "Yeah, it was a car filled with douche-bags! Totally not calling that number!"

by AtotheAWESOME December 13, 2010