Definitions by ExspressoDxpresso

sksksks 

word used by quirky girls who drink from metal straws and stan indie music.

LoOk aT mY mEtaL sTrAw. sAvE tHe tUrtLeS! sksksksksks

sksksks by ExspressoDxpresso April 14, 2019

Number Five 

the cutest time travelling, spatial jumping, 13/58 year old hitman there is. savage, funny, adorable. also dates mannequins.

person 1: number five from umbrella academy? didnt he yeet an eyeball at a walll?
person 2: yes he did beech.

Number Five by ExspressoDxpresso April 14, 2019

thanos 

a shriveled up, sad, lonely, idiotic grape who yeeted half the universe into the soul stone who wears a shiny yellow oven mitt with magic stones in them (no, it is not the sorcerer’s stone).

person 1: WHAT HAPPENED TO PETER?!?!? WHY DID HE HAVE TO GO?!?!?
person 2: Because thanos happened.
person 1: -yeets chanclas at tv-

thanos by ExspressoDxpresso April 14, 2019