penis

1. The male reproductive/sexual organ that is meant to be inserted into the female reproductive/sexual organ during a marriage between the two performing the act called sexual intercourse, which was created for pleasure and procreation. Pleasure is possible when the nerve in the penis is touched, which sends a very positive and pleasurable signal to the brain. The nerve can be touched in masturbation or sexual intercourse. Undergoes erection, allowing for sexual intercourse, when exposed to the promise of sex, (sadly) masturbation, or explicit pictures or happenings. Will excrete sperm when used in sexual intercourse, and will urinate when excessive fluids are consumed or when the liver needs to rid the body of harmful liquids.

Not at all meant to be used to masturbate, but is nonetheless done so anyway.

2. A term used excessively and inappropriately on this website, particularly this definition.
Penis is a term which many people feel uncomfortable speeking of because it is used so inappropriately.
by Phrigajiblenoghip May 22, 2004
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if you're a gay or bi guy...there's one between your legs, and another either in your mouth or in your ass!
Jorge put his penis in my mouth while touching the one in between my legs.
by I.S. Uck June 05, 2009
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An adjective pertaining to the anarchist punk/goth band Rudimentray Peni. Usually insane, terrifying, or in some way akin to a mental illness.
Dude, that show was so peni! I almost had a seizure!
by closet punk May 22, 2005
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Penis

Function: noun
Inflected Form(s): plural pe·nes /'pE-(")nEz/; or pe·nis·es
Etymology: Latin, penis, tail; akin to Old High German faselt penis, Greek peos
Date: 1676
: a male organ of copulation that in male mammals including humans usually functions as the channel by which urine leaves the body
I like to suck penis. Cock. What stenzler has in his juicy white ass.
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by Jack Byers January 12, 2004
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n. A part of the male human body that operates itself in a most incriminating manner.
I was going to make the job interview but the penis decided I should visit my girl instead.
by Mykl66 April 14, 2012
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a stick that are on men and that girls usually suck on when trying to have a baby.when gets exited white salty creamy and sticky stuff shoots out.has a sack hanging down from it with 2 round small balls called "balls".also when gets exited gets bigger cause blood from your head goes down into the penis.to get it exicted just simply rub on it,have someone suck on it,suck on it yourself or just fuck with another girl.
by fjdhaidghui July 24, 2006
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I wish i had a penis like every other normal guy...
by Sherazzaz January 09, 2011
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