Neil

he is a physics genius and did a cube club with the physics teacher and is just so so so amazing. Just kidding (maybe). A neil is someone who is fun to joke around with and agrees with me that boys bathrooms are disgusting. He also needs to talk to a therapist because he got tramautised by a kid named Paul at the urinal. He also doesn't wear shoes inside the house like a good boy.

OMG he is such a neil

by northdokateyourass November 30, 2021

Neil

Neils are always the smartasses. No matter what they will always have a remark or something to say, especially to their friends. They are lowkey cunts but will defend their friends and family but will disagree and act like they dont care. Neils are nerds who are book smart but lack common sense. They are very private and tend to ignore their own feelings but would help others. Neils are quite the moody ones but nonetheless always make others laugh.

Neil is one of the most annoyingly funny bitch you'll ever meet!

by jorrrrddaaannnnn February 28, 2021

Neil Mohan

Nothing but a placeholder for a CEO chair. Defined after the current Youtube CEO who does nothing for his site/company, only sits there as a replacement for Susan Wojcicki who passed away after losing battle with cancer (iirc).

Neil Mohan & Parag Agrawal are just placeholders for CEO chairs, they do nothing for their services, only to wait for someone buying them to ruin.

by Shiine-1 March 8, 2025

Neil

The most stupid fucking bitch ever. The most overrated piece of shit to ever Grace this goddamn earth.

Yo, Neil’s a bitch.

by Omammy October 22, 2020

Neil Brown’d

When you throw a game of football in the 2nd half, despite being the 2nd highest paid person in your state

Man, I thought we were really going to win that Pitt game, but WVU Neil Brown’d as normal

by Reese Alexy September 1, 2022

Neil

A double or triple Jameson Irish Whiskey on the rocks. The large rocks glass should be filled to the brim with the whiskey/ice combination.

It's been a long day at work, when I get off I'm going to go to the pub and have a Neil.

by salparade September 15, 2020

Neil

To put drugs in your pee hole.

To ingest alcohol or drugs in the urethra, for more rapid intoxication than ingestion by mouth or anal (boofing).

"Neiling is the best way to do drugs!" "He passed out quick because he just neiled his bottle of volka."

by Tiger Paw HLN March 4, 2025