Muslim

Someone who follows the religion of Islam.

The Muslim is planning to go a mosque to pray to Allah.

by SomeRandomUrbDicBruv June 15, 2022

fat horny nigga muslim midget

a small person who likes to steal and eat tikka masala and does not pay child support.

who stole and ate my tikka masala?

oh, ofcourse it was the fat horny nigga muslim midget

by ARNA HÓLM September 26, 2023

muslim shuffle

Term coined by GodLogic Apologetics. It is a thing Muslims do when they get caught in a lie, false statement, or fallacy. They immediately change the subject in order to hide the fact that they just got caught.

Muslim: The Bible is corrupted
Christian: But the Quran says many times it isn't.
Muslim: Let's talk about the Trinity.
Christin: here comes the Muslim shuffle.

by AndrewSCB July 5, 2024

muslim

a person following the religion of islam

"ohhh thats why shes wearing the hijab, shes a muslim"

by anything this web accepts September 5, 2022

Muslim

Someone who's not a terrorist but a smol cute person who has simple cute believes in Allah.

Person 1: he's a Muslim, a cute happy Muslim
Person 2: yeah he says no Allahuakbar boom.

by Taekookaremyhubands<3 November 25, 2021

Submarine Muslim

A Muslim who converts to or practices Islam without revealing their conversion or Islamic faith. They practice Islam in secret - sometimes not even telling their own family members. Reasons for this behaviour includes not wanting to be discriminated against; avoiding the drama associated with Islam's stance on homosexuality / Palestine etc; avoiding fallout issues with family members and friends.

Joe is a submarine Muslim, you won't see him wearing a thobe

by Moderately Concerned June 20, 2023

Kabells a Muslim boro

"Kabells a Muslim boro" is a phrase often repeated by a Muslim kid but due to his strong accent the phrase "Kabil's a Muslim bro" It turns into "Kabells a Muslim boro"

p1: What religion is Kabil?
p2: "Kabells a Muslim boro"

by Mucktady November 28, 2024