mushet

Combination between a mushroom cut and a mullet.
Short and round in the front and long and shaggy in the back.
Thought to have originated in the Middle Ages, mushets are still mostly underground, but achieved achieved a level of considerable popularity when a certain "Andrew" appeared to school one day, wielding a furious mushet.

Look at that fucking mushet, I just want to burn it off his grotesquely shaped head.

by merry xmas December 29, 2007

Masketeer

1. Someone who wears a mask during Covid-19 everywhere they go...under their chins or on their foreheads, rarely over the nose and mouth.

2. Persons who remove the mask when talking so they can be heard, then wear it when walking off, 'cause they're smart.

"Look at the three masketeers coming down the road, don't engage them in a conversation, they'll remove the mask!"

by They Knew April 28, 2020

muskego

its a gay shitty ass boring town

muskego

by scottie kapitanski January 4, 2011

Muskets

Large calf muscles which make a man's legs extremely desireable to women.

"damn! look at the muskets on Zach."
-or-
"damn Greer, you got some big 'ol muskets."

by Manny Arocha June 22, 2006

museterbation

When your muse suddenly uncontrollably inspires you to create a massive splurge of artistic works with little or no provocation.

Look at peoples galleries at www.deviantart.com

by Raven Shadows May 15, 2005

Mucket

When a girl punches a guy in the taint and his dick gets tight before a she climaxes

Dude she gave me the mucket last night.

by David Milholland February 13, 2008

Three Musketeers

A gay male threesome.

Wow, I was over a Fred's last night and Kevin came over. We had a Three Musketeers and it was INCREDIBLE. "All for one, and one for ALL!"

by MQuiggle July 13, 2007