mushet 

Combination between a mushroom cut and a mullet.
Short and round in the front and long and shaggy in the back.
Thought to have originated in the Middle Ages, mushets are still mostly underground, but achieved achieved a level of considerable popularity when a certain "Andrew" appeared to school one day, wielding a furious mushet.

Look at that fucking mushet, I just want to burn it off his grotesquely shaped head.

mushet by merry xmas December 29, 2007

Muff Musket 

It is another name for an erect penis

My Muff Musket is loaded and ready to be touched off

Muff Musket by Ballswag96 February 8, 2012

montana musket loader 

When you are making sweet tender love to a woman you throw some good ol Copenhagen long cut in your lip then after a minuet or two you take it out and place it on her anus and stuff it in with your penis

My boyfriend gave me a Montana musket loader last night and my butt is still burning

montana musket loader by BigNa$ty November 27, 2015

traditionnel musette 

a stereotypic french song that has been used in Google Translate memes of celebrities by English to French, followed by an photoshopped image of a person with a baguette and a beret next to the eiffel tower.

some french songs may change depending on celebrity

English Google Translate: pewdiepie
French Google Translate: pewdiypieeeeeeh
*traditionnel musette plays*

traditionnel musette by MC V-Dawg August 9, 2020

musketing 

When you pass a kidney stone and jizz at the same time,firing the stone as if it were a musket ball.

Aw man,last week I was musketing over hooker;shit went right through her skull and killed her.

musketing by Frosty Dice July 11, 2021

Musket Ball 

The act of taking a foreign object, placing it at the rim of your asshole and having a male take his shaft and ram it up the rectum.

"Hey Craig", Jessica Said. "Will you musket ball this battery up my lubed asshole"?

Musket Ball by karfighting September 27, 2009

dust musket 

When a guy is getting his dick sucked and quickly removes his penis and spins around then proceeds to quickly shove the females face in between his ass cheeks and blows a huge fart.

Andrea was giving Ricky fellatio when he abruptly pulled out to give her a smelly dust musket, Andrea then vomited and passed out.

dust musket by Gerkster1983 May 13, 2016