muente

Mexican toilet paper roll porn. Converse to hentai (tentacle porn). Originated when Japanese hentai artists travelled to Mexico and ate octopus burritos.

Man, that muente was hardcore.

Muente totally refreshes my bowels.

Pueblo: "Muente rocks my socks off!"

by superhotdolphinbabes69 November 8, 2012

Museum Lag

The dead like feeling you get when standing at a museum for too long filled with boredom, and being tired.

Joe: That guy just got kicked out by security.
John: Wow he probably died of museum lag.

by johnnyrocketgotnothingonme October 12, 2014

muren family

A genuine crazy, fun, family. They always are playing music loudly. Pop to oldies to hip hop, they are truly a strange family.

The Muren family is always playing video games, and listening to rock music.

by Sushi Kitty Kiss January 10, 2015

mausen

"the act of shooting or being skilled with a bolt action, semi auto or fully automatic firearm"

When we were playing Black ops zombies we were mausen all the zombies.

by T-bone12324 July 7, 2016

museophobia

Fear of Muse from Captain Phillips

He has museophobia

by Netscape4.0 June 5, 2016

muser of the year

Special award for only the best musers on musical.ly

OMG today I won the muser of the year award!!

by Sky._.412 March 1, 2017

misenchantment

Enchantment with the wrong thing.

My daughter suffers from an unfortunate misenchantment with the Kardashians.

by Cynicool July 26, 2017