murphy's law

Anything bad that could happen, will happen. Frequently quoted by those who think the entire world is against them, just because their piece of toast never lands the right way up. Same people often use the phrase 'That's just fucking typical' (of the world and everyone's in its conspiracy to piss me right off).

by Eldritch September 4, 2003

Murphy's Balls

A play on "Murphy's Law," just with genitals. When you shave your downstairs area because you think "tonight's finally the big night," it almost 100% guarantees you will not get laid.

"So , date three--did you and Mary Todd finally do the deed last night?"
"Nah man, I got all psyched and shaved before we went out and jynxed myself."
"Ah man, Murphy's Balls in effect."

by Pejamus May 28, 2018

Saw Murphy

Encounter Murphy's law (Whatever can go wrong will go wrong) in whatever life situation.

A: Man, my car got a flat on the freeway, then once I got going again my car ran out of gas, what crappy luck.
B: Seems like you saw murphy today!

by Dylan Leibel November 8, 2006

Squirell Murphy

The receiving of, and or, giving of oral copulation on a Gondola. Named for the late S.Murphy and his affinity for "Squirellin' bitches"

Nothing better than a gnargnar powpow day and rounding it off with a good ol Squirell Murphy on the way down!

by Tim Schlossenberger February 10, 2008

sean murphy

An bad friend who owes me a fiver

Your mate lent you a fiver and you spent it on 3/4 length trousers and has refused to pay him back what a sean Murphy.

by Definitely not Luke August 14, 2021

pulled a murphy

When a whore take your money and gives you no pussy

The john picked up the whore and when they got to the hotel room. He paid her first and then she left without having sex with him. she had pulled a murphy on him.

by cameleon December 28, 2013

Joel Murphy

Absolute midget who thinks he's the coolest kid around. Thinks he's funny and good at soccer, when he's not. Absolutely obsessed with Ansh Panchal, and can be constantly heard singing his name wherever he goes.

At least I get some pussy Joel Murphy (Samuel Lane, 2019)

by ROBLOXDUDE69 March 4, 2019