Murder Monkey

A black person that has committed several acts of murder

“My nigga Tyrone is a straight up Murder Monkey.”

by Jojobojoj May 25, 2019

Murder

(noun)
The decision to wear both socks and sandals in the same outfit

"Dude, why are you wearing your Birkenstock's and Nike socks in the same outfit?"
"I don't know man I thought it was cool."
"That's an act of murder."

by Corny Beans January 14, 2020

murder

kinky taken too far

cerberus: I thought about slowly suffocating you while you sleep
gladion: but I never sleep
cerberus: while you're awake then
gladion: kinky
cerberus: wait no it's murder
gladion: that's kinky taken too far

by LadySasaki February 1, 2020

Sex Money Murder Bloods

This set of the bloods originated in the bronx, more specifically the soundview projects in south bronx. the leader of this set is a man that goes by the name ''Pistol Pete". some nicknames for the gang are "trendy" and "blazer" etc.

NOTABLE TRENDY'S:
Kay Flock ⛪️
Set Da Trend ⛪️
Nas EBK ⛪️
Murda B (ex trend)
lee drilly (ex trend)
and the list goes onward.

kevin: yo u seen them Sex Money Murder Bloods niggas?

ralph: yeah i seen em alright, dont fw them.

by ueueusngs June 10, 2023

murder sexual

one who bestows a look of bedroom eyes mixed with an eerie, piercing glare.

what could have simply appeared as a sensual, seductive glance that insinuates, "come hither..." is now menacing and ominous with an impending sense of danger that suggests, "the things i'm going to do to you... before i end you.. muahhahahahaaaa"

a murder sexual is most commonly seen in the background of photographs with a downward tilted head, upward glare, and slightly squinted eyes; an image that inevitably emulates fear.

"Man, Larry looks like a total murder sexual in this photograph."

"This looks like a senior picture gone bad! He looks like a murder sexual for sure!"

by sel ur body May 25, 2009

Murder Mystery Theatre

Having sex while you're menstruating, or having sex with a woman who is menstruating. Specifically describes the situation of having sex in the dark, and not noticing the condition until turning on the lights or walking into a lit room after the fact. Indicates surprise of noticing the site of your passion is splattered with blood, much like a murder scene. Situation is amplified by white sheets.
Can be expanded to "Murder Mystery Dinner Theatre" to imply that oral sex took place.

Dude 1: I brought this girl home last night, and it was awesome, at first...
Dude 2: What happened?
Dude 1: When I switched on the lights, total Murder Mystery Theatre! My white sheets were ruined!
Dude 2: Wow man, that sucks!
Dude 1: Yeah, but she did offer to clean them, so I might keep seeing her...

by Annabelle Veal September 29, 2011

Fandango Commercial Murder Rage

The desire to murder the creators of the Fandango movie commercials, wasting important time in a person's movie-going experience and wishing they had spent their money somewhere else.

I had a good 20 minutes of commercials at the movies last night, I almost went into a Fandango Commercial Murder Rage.

by Stuntmanjd October 4, 2009