First Man On The Moon

On July 21, 1969, with the Apollo 11 Spaceflight, Neil Armstrong was the 1st human to step on the Moon! Buzz Aldrin joined him 20 minutes later & they spent 2 1/4th hours gathering 47.5 pounds of lunar material for return to Earth. Pilot Michael Collins stayed in lunar orbit until they returned to the ship. July 24th was splashdown at 819 miles SW of Hawaii. As Neil Armstrong took his 1st step onto the surface of the Moon, he said "1 small step by a man; 1 giant leap for mankind."

I was fortunate to see the live TV broadcast of the First Man On The Moon & it had tremendous impact on me, starting a lifelong love of space & the Moon.

First Man On The Moon by Starchylde May 29, 2016

canyon moon 

this is one of harry styles’ best songs and tbh you should go stream it before his cat evie (who tf knew he has a cat) gets angry at u

person 1: “ugh i hate canyon moon by harry styles”
person 2: *punches person 1 for having no taste*

canyon moon by coucouxmedicine September 1, 2020

Moronsexual

Being attracted to dumbasses and dumbasses exclusively

A: I'm proud to identify as a moronsexual. I'm attracted to dumbasses and dumbasses exclusively. A guy once asked me what the Spanish word for tortilla was and now I dream of kissing him under the moonlight.
B: What kind of animal is the Pink Panther?
A: *taking off their clothes* omg you're so damn stupid.

Moronsexual by bellkiryuu July 14, 2020

Amish Moon Butter 

When you piss into someone’s asshole and put your dick in and twist around.

Bro, I just tried Amish Moon Butter with my girl last night! That shit was crazy!

Amish Moon Butter by Certified Idiot May 10, 2023

Hungover the moon 

Colloquial take on the classic idiom, 'Over the moon'.

The short, sweet period the next day when you are still drunk, before the real hangover kicks in.

'How are you feeling today?'

'Pretty good, actually. I'm hungover the moon!'

Hungover the moon by Spagalucci September 22, 2012

Kevin Moon 

(noun)

A talented vocal with amazing art skills, one half of Canada line, one whole cutie and Beyoncè fanboy

Nobody:....

Me: KEVIN MOON!!!!

Kevin Moon by joongjijae October 4, 2019

Speckled moon 

When your liquid shit is so ferocious it blows against the porcelain and splashes up and speckles your ass.

Johnny must have had a speckled moon cuz his whitey tighties look like they have brown bullet holes in em.

Speckled moon by Mad Mick! May 30, 2016