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Super Bowl Monday

The Monday after a super bowl when you feel hungover but still must attend: school, work, ect.

You're also still trying to remember who you were doin' in your buddie's kitchen.

Kinda like an overly progressed version of a case of the Mondays.
Hey man! Let's get a WORKIN'!
Shut up man. I'm suffereing from a Super Bowl Monday.
Okay. I'm gonna memo you about that later.

I saw you were bangin' Jill in my kitchen man while the Colts got a touchdown. Now that's what I call a score!
That's who it was?
Yea.
Damn. What a Super Bowl Monday
by Jizzle Fo Shizzle December 27, 2008
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Super Bowl Monday

The Monday that my factory gives the workers a day off, because Everybody is hung over from the night before... Superbowl Sunday.
Dude I'm so hungover! ..Im glad its Super Bowl Monday at work!
by Checo February 4, 2013
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Monday, Wednesday, Friday

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Monday, Wednesday, Friday
by Knoxford April 29, 2009
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Monday fail

When you arrive home at sunday night and stress about the things you have to do for tomorrow such as an exam you had to learn for wich you didn't do earlier, because either your friends called you or there was an awesome party.

You're so tired that you fall asleep, and wake up seeing it's 7:00am. Assuming that you can sleep a little bit longer, you turn your alarm off.

You wake up slowly, you open your eyes slowly really slowly when you see the number 1 your eyes suddenly snap open! It's 1:00pm!! you screwed up.

You rush down to the bathroom, you have no time to shower but to wash your face, you probably leave without brushing your teeth and forgot your school I.D card at home. You arrive at school, man what a monday fail.
Lindsay: What's up with Josh, he smells and has a bad breath.. he doesn't look so well.
Ray: Obvious monday fail is obvious.
by Sachimaru! December 14, 2009
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monday moment

A moment of dis organization or confusion, perhaps caused by being hungover from the weekend, or just generally frazzled from the first day in a work week. Occurs on Mondays at the office when a general lapse in facade is made, during a period (at work) when your supposed to be professional.
I can't believe it! I completely dropped the ball and forgot to send RSVP for that meeting! I completely screwed up that whole project as a result. I hate these monday moments I have. Thank god tomorrow's tuesday.
by The Immaculate Geisbrecht July 20, 2010
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The Monday Diet

Coincidentally, every diet seems to, "start on monday". From the Atkins diet to the Sugar Buster. The Monday Diet is home to many many different diets that are have been thrown on the "back burner" by overweight, lazy individuals. In addition, this diet typically lasts 1-3 days.
"Hey Phil, you know man I really don't think you should be eating a second Big Mac, those things are packed with the cals buddy."

"It's ok man, my diet starts monday, I gotta enjoy myself over the weekend"

"Ahh the Monday Diet, gotcha"
by Tribulus July 5, 2009
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Amp Monday

Lmao this shit don’t exist, why am I writing a definition?
Person 1: I’m bored there’s nothing to watch.
Person 2: You shouldn’t be bored, that bitch ass nigga named Chris was supposed to drop on AMP Monday.
by YRGonTop December 8, 2020
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