Mixed Cocktail

When too gay male lovers, fax the pope into a wash rag, and leave the rag out for a week. Later once opening the rag, the semen has mixed together into a dry crusty material.

NUBS and I beat our meat into a dirty dish rag, making a mixed cocktail.

by Boxiom1 July 20, 2008

Mixed Tink

The product of two men using the same urinal without a flush between them.

I'm sure I need to see a doctor, because as I peed into leftover piss in the urinal, that mixed tink turned cranberry.

by The Steinbrenner October 11, 2011

Mixed dick

A group of mixed race people join together for sexual pleasure which involve two or more males presence.

Justin: Hey guys, im hosting an orgy this weekend. wanna come?
Jimmy: An orgy? sure.
Janis: Can i invite Shanon and his black bf too?
Justin: Even better, we can make it mixed dick orgy.

by AmpAmpAmp May 12, 2014

Mixed nutses

When performing fellatio as the recipient is about to nut the "victim" must shove a handful of peanuts into their mouth. (This only works if the "victim" is allergic to peanuts) their throat should then swell, tightening on the member and leading to the best nut imaginable.

"Damn dude she gave me a mixed nutses last night. It is the best thing I've ever felt, I can never go back to a regular blow job"

by Nutt Master August 13, 2017

mikeey

The king of lit, anyone with this name is most likely the best person you know. Definitely a 7/10 however that's probably not their real name

It's not Michael or Micheal....it's Mikeey

by King AG May 19, 2018

Mikeeli

A female. She is typically a massive over thinker yet absolute beautiful inside and out. She's can be classified as a nigga due to her blackness and loves every single person starting with B, ending in N and that has a ratty. She's too good at netball and got bored of beating everyones asses so changed to footy and loves it. She reckons the Rabbitohs are good but they are shit and manly are better :)

That girl is so hot,, she must be Mikeeli

by Benisafreak09 March 23, 2020

mixed veg

The aftermath of raw anal sex with your girlfriend leaving you with leftover corn and the aforementioned "mixed veg" under your foreskin.

"Oh man, I got the old Mixed veg last night and spent hours cleaning it all out of there. Kinda worth it."

by OldMateRawDogga October 3, 2020