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given a commitmentring
by Anonymous December 7, 2001
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Bitch Mittens

Bitch Mittens is when a person, male or female has an extremly obnoxious pair of gloves on. The term can also be used to define is some one is acting as an obnoxious pair of mittens.
Example 1--A woman has a pair of mittens on that were knit to look like pink elephants. You have the right to walk up and say whats up bitch mittens?

Example 2-- Some one is annoying you, and you respond with get otta here "bitch mittens."
by Spyro912 December 18, 2009
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Manitoba Mittens

Manitoba mittens is when someone in Manitoba is holding two drinks, one in each hand, in the dead of winter.

Often leads to a winnipeg handshake.
So I was rolling with the Manitoba mittens, and some idiot from St Norbert got in my face, so I gave him the winnipeg handshake.
by EvanTA July 12, 2017
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kitten mittens

when someone or a situation requires you to handle them delicatly...as if you were wearing "kitten mittens". Also their ignorance could scratch you or puncture your skin... so put your "kitten mittens on and handle with caution.
Be sure to use your "kitten mittens" when talking with Mckenzie about politics, she doesnt know the rest of us work for a living.
by purplething July 29, 2018
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Mittelstand

Economic German for a pile of narrow-minded smurfs doing their own thing without being noticed.

Quantitative definition: They don't have a lot of money.

Qualitative definition: They do incest.
A: What's this company? I haven't heard about it ever.
B: Some Mittelstand tard trying to conquer the world by selling wieners.
by bdms November 26, 2011
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mitter

1.n
A very majestic cat that wears giant glasses and violates tacos from taco bell.
1. "Dude i saw a mitter and it made me SUPER HORNY!"
by DJ Cucumber June 28, 2016
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Mittens

When you poop in your hand and shape it into a mitten and give someone a handjob.
I cant believe that bitch gave me a mittens.
by Philosophically March 27, 2011
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