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mistine

Used to describe a drama queen with a flare for emo. Also used to describe a female of questionable genitalia that, upon contact, makes one feel uneasy and uncomfortable by constantly describing interactions with dildos and vibrators. A mistine also lacks any skills in leadership.
She/he completely ruined the social interactions and structure of our clan by being such a mistine, especially with that soggy dildo.
by gulogulo October 19, 2007
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misterpam

A whinging scouser who is constantly depressed and moans non-stop throughout the day about things that have absolutely no importance whatsoever
My husband's left me, I'm on the rag and the cat's been run over, so I'm allowed the misterpam's sometimes.
by mark September 12, 2003
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Mister Lairs

He was a robot created in the 24th century to decide if people have been naughty or nice and distribute presents accordingly. His standards were set too high so now he goes on a rampage every Christmas killing innocent citizens. The only person he has ever seen as "nice" was Dr. Sandman, his creator.
by Steve Maddox April 15, 2005
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Mister Incredible

A middle aged man that is attractive, nice, and has, a penis, that exceeds 6 inches.
Coined by Disney-Pixar masterpiece the incredibles, a prominent example of a Mister Incredible is George Clooney.
by El ritardo June 17, 2018
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Mister Fister

Mistering is where five guys each take turns in fisting the smallest dude (preferably a black midget) and scoops out their poop. Then they all put it in their mouths and spray it it the air
Damn homie should we do the mister fister
It does take some skill though
by Midget Gay Asians May 15, 2021
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mister chief

THE GROWN UPS ARE TALKING - Mister Chief 2015
by CAN YOU STOP GIVING ME THESE A September 23, 2021
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