mister crusty

the termed given to any towel or cloth used to clean up after intercourse

here, use this as a mister crusty.

by fstwrtr December 11, 2006

misery business prelude mystery

The name of a mystery involving the CD version of Misery business by paramore. there is a mariachi prelude, and after it ends and before the actual song Hayley Williams says something incomprehensible, it's not stated anywhere what she says.

Maria repeatedly listened to Misery business trying to solve the misery business prelude mystery.

by BexCa May 17, 2009

misderection

The result of a man being sexually aroused by a woman, only to realize later the arouser is a man.

Doug found himself as a deeply wounded victim of misderection while visiting a massage parlor in Thailand

by no comma momma May 11, 2010

mexican misfire

the act of a mexican-american male having sex with a female then finishing on her chest, but completely missing.

Hey Pablo, how did you mexican misfire those DDs?

by LeonPhelps234 May 13, 2010

Ur sister mister

The worst possible insult ever in the entire world apart from your granny tranny

"Your Granny Tranny lol!"
"Ha! Your sister mister"
*implodes*

by Damoxd March 22, 2018

Mister Captain Doctor Sexy

Often short for Mr Sexy. Little Sexy's bestfriend. Has a very sexy ass and is blonde. He is the sweetest, funniest, most honest and caring and loving friend anyone can have. Everyone loves him, Exspeacially a Little Sexy!!

Deeeyyyymmmm! Look at Mister Captain Doctor Sexy 's huge ass!

by bridianne October 29, 2010

misfire

What you call it when you have diarrhea and you cough or sneeze so hard that you crap your pants.

*cough cough* "Oh crap, I misfired! Better change clothes."

by King Asshat XVIII of Asshatia September 2, 2005