Microcamping

Similar to camping in most first-person shooters, but it involves moving to usually 3 or 4 hiding spots and waits for people to show up. A microcamper usually cycles through locations after 2-4 kills. Hiding spots are usually near battle fields where lots of action happens

Guy#1: "Dude, can you please stop camping, I think the other team's getting pissed at you.

Guy#2: "Chill man, I'm microcamping. You can ambush 'em when they try to sneak up on an old hiding spot

by Ibanez887 April 19, 2010

MicroBro

Just one of the guys, who just happens to be really short, a.k.a. "Vertically Challenged". That's all; he's just a short guy that hangs with you and your buddies. If he happens to be a niche beer fanatic, then it's a bonus: a double entendre.

There is nothing in this word that dictates the person's demeanor, so there could be microbros that are jerks, brainiacs, whatever.

The quintessential microbro is Holt Ann Richter, the character from The Cleveland Show. (voiced by Jason Sudeikis) - Holt attempts to be a suave, pop-culture reference-dropping bro, but the effect is undercut by his short stature (he is short enough to be mistaken for a child, as proven by Kendra occasionally referring to him as "the baby man")

by Headcircus March 13, 2013

microbating

When someone's microphone is spazzing out due to input error or messing with the receiver causing a loud an disruptive noise, interrupting conversations in a microphone chat.

We had to kick Christian from the Skype call because he just couldn't stop microbating. spazzing

by SkeletonInYourCloset May 20, 2014

Microfaggotry

The everyday verbal, nonverbal, and environmental slights, snubs, or insults, whether intentional or unintentional, that police behaviour, speech, or free thought in order to bring social justice warriors closer to their perceived socialist utopia and thus the enslavement of society.

Twice today I was corrected on the use of someone's personal pronouns and was also repremanded from using the terms 'mother and father', clearly I am a victim of microfaggotry.

by MaysifFayget December 17, 2015

microaffections

The little things you do to show someone you love them.

Janet: Bert is so wonderful! Little kisses and hugs for no reason, he even gave me a foot massage last night when I said my feet hurt!
Anne: Microaffections mean a lot!

by Chickapee April 14, 2016

microcuck

A man who has a micro penis that can only obtain a girlfriend by being a cuck.

Friend 1: He is always whining about how he can not obtain a girlfriend
Friend 2: Brandon may be a microcuck

by J. Joker January 23, 2017

Microbate

Masturbating with a tiny dick. Future tense is microbating

Donald Trump has to microbate with his tiny hands.

by R2D2UDE May 25, 2017