Pussy Mining

The act of passing a kidney stone while having sex. Then reaching in and grabbing the precious jem. Then revealing it to your partner.

You should have seen Lucille's face when she discover I was pussy mining her. Then I put the stone on a ring and asked her to marry me. So wanna get some lunch?

Pussy Mining by anthonyw December 29, 2007

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Mouse milking

A task requiring a great deal of effort resulting in very little return.

The new project my manager gave me is just mouse milking.

Mouse milking by mikit April 30, 2008

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making a float

... is when you piss into a girls mouth, and then, while she holds the urine in her open mouth you, her, or a third party jerk you off until you cum into the pool of piss she is holding in her awaiting mouth.

Called a float for short, it is named such because it resembles a yellower version of the ice cream floats we all loved as children.

p.s. it is important that the piss be in collected and waiting in her mouth before the semen arrives!

It is preferable that she swallow the float. Waste not want not!

me: You won't believe this, but she let me make a float last night!
friend: No way! I had no idea she was down for making floats!
me: Absolutely! And, she drank it too! She must have been thirsty!
friend: Are you making a float again tonight?
me: Yep, she said she can't get enough!

making a float by JGuy The Great! March 13, 2011