assassin mike

used when defining an age of a human being named mike.

Used in : Happy Birthday Assassin Mike

by MelonTheRububler September 29, 2019

Mike arpi

The best to ever do it

I was ballin like mike arpi

by Sha barber April 27, 2020

mike wisowski

ruler of the land of monsters know to create carrots from thin air and stab them up peoples assholes

mike wisowski is cool

by eggftwinmybutthole lolkm October 1, 2018

miking off

surreptitiously masturbating in public, this is not limited to canoing, hiking, driving, plane flights, bicycling, using public restrooms, or ancient ruins.

Louis: So, i was just miking off in the canoe with zach

Oscar: Really? Did zach know?

Louis: No, if he knew it would have just been beating off.

by goochypoo June 7, 2011

mike ruby

the biggest tit rod anyone has ever met. he'll fuck your day up more than anyone else in the world. he thinks he's sexy but he has man tits and a peach on his arm. if you see him, fuck his day up and piss on his tits!

TITS, i just met mike ruby. he has man tits!

by titrod2144 December 17, 2009

mike anderson

A person who owes you $40.

Hey Mike Anderson, remember when I loaned you $40 in Nicaragua... Can I have that back?

by Richard Longe August 3, 2018

oscar mike

The letters o (oscar) and m (mike) of the military phonetic alphabet which when used together indicates that a unit is "On the Move" or sometimes, "On Mission."

Headquarters ordered us to relocate our fighting positions AGAIN today, so we are fucking Oscar Mike. Goddamnit.

by 11C January 2, 2009