New Mexico Squirrel Chirp

When you're eating her box and she vibrates a fart on your chin

"I was eating her pussy and she hit me with a New Mexico Squirrel Chirp."

by Evil Jokester October 19, 2019

Parte medico

A phrase that strikes fear in the hearts of real madrid fans, meaning that a player has been injured
Translation: Medical Report

"Did you see the 7th Parte Medico this morning?"

"Yeah Lucas Vazquez tore both his acl's"

by XonZone May 15, 2021

new mexico hot pocket

When you shit and piss in a pregnant ladies mouth then proceed to suck it out

Hey babe, want a New Mexico hot pocket?

by Mrpenguin662 June 14, 2021

Mario Merisor

This man or woman is simp and fat and retarded he dont respect himself he only simps for Lentila and for Pati

femeia-barbat este simp si gras si retardat nu se respecta de sine si simpuieste pentru lentila si pati

:Hey mario merisor how are u?
:stfu i love pati

by E SEBBBA June 8, 2022

portable mexico

those orange sunglasses you wear that makes everything look like Mexico

Yo dude I just Bought my self some orange glasses

Don't you mean portable mexico

by deep088171877 June 26, 2023

Dragon Ride to Mexico

Sex when one partner lies face down with legs closed and the other partner enters from above and behind and is straddling the bottoms legs. A rocking and ridding position is maintained with the bottom thrusting their ass skyward to meet the riders thrusts. The key to a successful Dragon Ride to Mexico is the intention to fly south with both partners facing South (assuming northern hemisphere) and envisioning increasingly warm wind and soft sand beaches below the dragon.

In preparation for spring break we took a late night Dragon Ride to Mexico, both of us were nice and sweaty after a few moments of flight.

by Z242 December 12, 2019

Saint Angela Merici

A school located in the bronx where they boys are ugly and dumb asf or decent and even worse. None of the 8th graders even have a clue of where their goin to high school cause they'll js end up as one of the many crackheads you'll see by the narcotics pharmacy not even a block from the school. This school is known for being ass at sports to the point they'll have highschoolers play for them but still cant manage to win a game. The principal shows favoritism to the boys in every aspect. At one point the boys had both a jv and varsity team with new jerseys while the girls could only have one varsity team with players 8-3rd using the boys old jerseys. The principal needs to stop sucking every dick she can find and focus on the fact that every male teacher she employs ends up being a pedophile and sexually harasses little boys and girls. You will pay 4000$ for a shitty education and a lecture on how sex can get you every where in life. Enjoy your limited time at SAMS

"Look at that crackhead tweakin out he prolly went to Saint Angela Merici"

by ifykyyk May 12, 2023