Mendon

This little hell-hole town in Western Illinois that only has 900 people in it and there are about only 50 people in the town that are smart. The people are like in a cult on how close they are to each other. The people their think that the school is awesome but really they are mostly douche-bags, they think they are so hot-shit even tho they only win like at least two games out of ten and if you do not play football or basketball, they think you are a nerd. The only smart people there are the people that moved there and the teachers that moved there also. The people there think that the first day of hunting is a holiday and half the girls there think their so hot and everyone wants them but really they are sluts and are dumber than a pile of shit. Never move there is you are thinking of moving.

This town reminds me of Mendon

by The Magic Man 01 October 19, 2011

ManBoy

Stinky little man who loves to do stinky things. Very, very small. Older than you, yet looks very much younger. Also see ManDick

ManBoy is so stinky that his room now has absorbed his stink and stinks nearly as bad.

by Roger Perdactor March 25, 2004

Melborp

A melborp is a fictional device that is used to contain many undesireable emotions (i.e. sadness, hatred, true happiness etc.) or opinions projected towards the listener. In doing so replaces it in a sentance.

"Go melborp Yourself! you melborping melborp!"

by Jemoses September 25, 2003

mendoza

Adj. A person who lacks basic knowledge and intelligence.

Verb. To speak gibberish or to talk similar to the mentally handicapped

Congressman Smith is mendoza when it comes to issues Americans care about.

The President totally pulled a mendoza in his speech, in which he babbled and drooled on his shirt.

by RTard September 16, 2007

mendoushbag

the item fitted to the cat suit belonging to a mendonc allowing them to deficate at will

he has got a mendoushbag on

by Johnadict March 4, 2008

Melbourne boner

a well tanned penis that despite the owner drinkin his own weight in beer is still strong enough to fend off a shark at high tide

Girl1: bet u didn't get any last night he was shitfaced
Girl2: nahh my fella had a Melbourne boner so I just jumped ontop

by Billvanman December 28, 2015

martha mendoza

The most amazing woman in the world. A woman that is: beautiful, down to Earth, honest, humble, open-minded, sympathetic, loving, faithful, and caring. A woman with a bright future and can achieve anything she puts her mind to. Wife material and mom material. A great two sport student athlete and could dominate any other sport if she decided to play it. A woman who means it when she says she loves you. Dillon's other half. Ms. Kitty. A kid at heart. A goofy woman who speaks in funny voices. A b-e-a-utiful woman. A pretty, pretty princess.

Im the luckiest man in the world because of Martha Mendoza

by Dillon B. January 22, 2014