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Jenga Master

It is foretold in the Ancient Greek's books of prophecies that, one day, a man will rise to power using His awesome skills and abilities in the standing puzzle game, Jenga. He who is self-prophetic as The Jenga Master must prove himself inside the Temple of Apollo in Corinth.
The only man notably recognized as The Jenga Master goes by one name, and one name only: "Vin".
He has had swift and ruthless competition through His struggles, but nevertheless, remains undefeated in the perilous game of Jenga.
Jenga Masters go to a seperate afterlife than all others in His religion. He is in the top tier of the heavens, for he has deserved it. In this level of the heavens, there are armies of Eva Longoria's, Zooey Deschanel's, Katy Perry's, and that girl from the new Tron movie. All waiting to pleasure Him in whatever way He wants.
by TheJengaMaster October 13, 2011
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master of assholery

The honor you received when you reached the pinochle of assholery
by Shouldveshatthebed February 6, 2017
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Pout Master

A person who cries on dicks routinely during oral sex.
She cries so much she's the Pout Master
by DeepDerp July 24, 2012
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Master Catfisher

One who can can convince girls from tinder he is real even when she asks for other social media profiles for verification. If one can fool a girl through Snapchat he is an absolute master catfisher. The goal of every master catfisher is to get nudes and build a robust spank bank.
She asked for my snap...thank God I'm a master catfisher. I'ma see them tits
by jefeslifelesson August 2, 2017
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Hookah Master

Someone that is expirianced hookah smoker with a large amout of expiraniance smoking hookah. He or she know what their talking about when they say something as a fact not regarding to opinion. It is true. If some one chooses to challenge his knowlage. The master will prove him wrong not in a normal conversation but in a epic hookah session infront of all of his peers.

A Hookah enthusiest has to be promoted by another hookah master to become a hookah master. Hookah noobs must respect a hookah masters in respect to hookah related subjects.

To be a hookah master doesn't come cheap. He must own a awsome hookah and use premium supplies.
lets go smoking with Ted on his monster hookah he is a hookah master
by nacho1414 November 15, 2010
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Master Debater

A harmless, wholesome word that sounds god-awful.

Used for people who are amazing at debates.
"Okay, Team Opposition wins this one."- Teacher
"Wow! We're such Master Debaters!"- Queen Charnuts
"....Yep!..."- Teacher, concerned now.
by SpectacularCr0w July 3, 2022
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Master Wheeler

A male that is very successful with women with any aprouch. No matter how good looking he is, he always gets his women single or attached. Also a male maybe called a master wheeler by his male friends in a sarcastic way if he constantly makes his friends look bad. He brings down the group of males desirability by acting stupied dressing funny and scaring away women. Also he is negative towards his friends that are trying to pick women up.
An example of a calling a male a master wheeler, in a sarcastic way is a male that is making stupid comments, bringing up past mishaps that make others look bad and ruin there chances of picking up women. An example of a master wheeler is a male that has no trouble picking up women,he is always confident with out a shadow of a doubt. He never puts his friends down and is also a fairly good wingman if u don't mess with his game.
by Co-op Student February 11, 2014
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