marp

(Adjective)
Used to describe extremely annoying females that are just plain stupid moles. Girls that hang around people that don't like them because they have no other friends and have done pretty much every guy on the block. They're like a toxic odour that just lingers there for days and days and is impossible to get rid of. Death to all marps!

Erin McKay is The Original Marp.

by The Narrator April 12, 2005

maret

Another school boasting a lacrosse team that leaves Potomac's playing fields every year covered in human feces, putting up an honorable total of 4 goals to Potomac's 29. although to their credit, the fighting frogs display a certain willpower in their athletics that is to be marvelled at. God bless the little guys, they're trying......
Come to think of it I feel terrible writing this definition.
I'm gonna go cry myself to sleep now.

Fun Fact: A recent study has shown that, technically, it is statistically impossible for a constantly regenerating group of people to acquire or produce no athletic talent for as long as Maret has in the time/space continuum that we occupy. Congradulations.

We still love you, Maret.

by toolio April 21, 2005

grundel marathon

Assembling a large army of your cohorts to go on a sexy romp through a densely populated area, the object being to continuously grasp the grundel of the person in front of you at all times. The result is a bouncing chain of jubilant ninnywitts. Knibb High Football rules!

"Hey Todd, I'd be honored if you were behind me in today's grundel marathon!"
"Sure no problem, big guy, make sure u squeeze em hard, and until the pus comes out."

by steven bo-bevin January 12, 2009

marp

The only vocal tone of boxers featured in Mike Tyson's Punch Out!!! for Nintendo. The "marp marp marp" sequence is often used to express a taunt, to encourage Little Mac to "step up".

When King Hippo waves his glove and says "MARP MARP MARP", hit him in the gut! You will expose his weakness!

And don't forget to join the Nintendo Fun Club!

by Von "Kaiser" Hayes January 12, 2005

Maret school

Well, I wouldn't exactly call "Maret School" a school. There mascot is a fighting frog, which is oh so intimidating. They get rocked by anyone they play in football. All the kids are mentally retarded stoners that can't carry on an intelligient conversation. They also love to talk shit, even though they cant back themselves up. They get destroyed by Potomac School in every sport. The headmaster of this "school" should be ashamed with the kind of school he has created.

Maret Football Player pokes a potomac player in the eye when they're at the bottom of a dogpile.
Potomac Football Player walks off as if nothing happened. Then, when the game is over, the Potomac Player kicks the crap out of the Maret Player

by I Run This January 25, 2005

Marathon Tuesday

Marathon Tuesday is similar to Marathon Monday in that it is an event involving the consumption of massive amounts of booze.

What Marathon Tuesday is not:
-on a Monday
-in Boston
-associated with a contest of athletic ability

Y'all you know what tomorrow is?
Marathon Tuesday!
A wonderful day to ditch all prior commitments and spend 18-24 hours consuming alcoholic beverages until we black out.

by geniusyall October 5, 2011

marites

marites always say OMD wich means (oh my d???d) if ur name is sara or tiffany u will never know.

marites will never tell you.

by missomd March 29, 2009