Marmasset Smuggler

A person who actively places furry animals into their underpants in order to hide them from the rest of the world.

Ever notice a person at the airport walking in a strange manner? this person is proberbly a Marmasset Smuggler and has 4 or 5 of the poor buggers stuffed in his pants. Customs will give you a hefty fine and a possible prison sentence.

by Curly Calamari September 29, 2008

Marmasant

Its a silly misspelling of the word "marmoset", in which my drunk lady friend refers to my dog when he looks cute.

Jimmy, you're such a marmasant.

by Flat Kid January 11, 2010

marmolijo

a family known for being in a gang known as AKP.....crazy mofos that are always in the newspaper in orange county...

have you heard of the marmolijo's?
yes them filipino's be crazy.
we had to move out of o.c. cuz of them man.

by napkilla July 16, 2010

Marmcock

Marmite + Cock = Marmcock. This is a lovely example of a fetish at its finest. Basically the submissive gets marmite smeared all over his erect phallus and then the dominant male eats it up like a lolipop. You either love it or you hate it.

Bennion: 'hey Allen come lick my marmcock''

Allen: 'sure bennion theres nothing I love more than a good bit of marmcock, yum yum'

Bevan: 'can I join in please, I do love a bit of gay action'

by Bicestermandem September 20, 2010

Marmitish

something u either love or hate there is no inbetween like the taste of marmite

Paris Hilton is marmitish

by marmite44 November 11, 2010

Marmalass

1. Normally a mispronunciation of marmalade or molasses.

2. A mix between Marmalade and Molasses.

1." Mother could you pass the marmalass."

2." Marmalade+Molasses= Marmalass "

by Long John Johnson Doe Dot January 17, 2011

Marmolling

The act of shoving your penis up a cow's anus repeatedly until the cow starts to moo. From then you milk the cow from two of its tits and rub the milk over your asshole until your able to create a gallon of milk.

Joeseph went down to the farm and started marmolling in the local pastures.

by Doss38 January 17, 2011