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Marijuana is a "drug" for middle-schoolers,which they are first introduced to right after alcohol.The majority of people over the age of 13 move on to less pussified substances such as cocaine or prescription drugs,or crystal meth if you really have the balls to.The majority of adults who do use marijuana are either black or Michael Phelps.
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by PurpleHazeDragon October 26, 2009
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God of Marijuana

commonly represented as an eight-legged fetus with two bung holes
dear 8 legged fetus, God of Marijuana, thank you for the bountiful bud we are bout to smoke tonight, may your wisdom light our smokey path to enlightenment. aaaaaaaaaaa-marijuanaaaaa
by chodey paterson June 28, 2008
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Medical Marijuana

1. A fancy name for marijuana that causes people to spend more than they should on weed.

2. Throwing the word Medical with the word Marijuana will get pot legalized!

3. Weed that cost more than nuggs but really is nuggs with the name medical attatched.
1. I could bought two 8ths of nuggs for what I spent on this gram of medical marijuana.

2. Medical Marijuana should be legalized!

3. Man stop calling that shit Medical Marijuana, its nuggs there is no difference. For those of you who say there is, no no no there isn't. Money wast n fool!
by omega123180 February 27, 2010
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marijuana

Oh my god. Oh my god. Marijuana gave me super powers, made me the president and it's only noon! Now it's time to get up, stop dreaming, and smoke a bowl. Oh my god. Oh my god. Marijuana. Yea. Smoke weed every day.
Marijuana made my cat stare at me like she knew my secrets
by SKGiswhoibe September 23, 2011
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Marijuana

"Oh you got bud (marijuana), we lit"
by MEECHISDEAD June 11, 2015
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Marijuana

A ship name for Maria and Juan.
How ironic that that couple marijuana is addicted to marijuana .
by procrastinating pro June 13, 2016
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liquid marijuana

The next best thing served in a glass over ice at a bar as a shot
We were shooting pool at the pool hall and we ordered a shot of liquid marijuana.
by Liquid marijuana February 2, 2017
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