HE is the HOTTEST MALE you will ever see. If your a straight man you will turn GAY almost instantly. He gives boners he eats boners he is a boner. If you see him unzip your pants and get ready for the time of your life.

Some straight dude: Wait is that Marco Papi

Marco Papi: *Winks*

Gay Dude: *unzips pants*

Marco Papi by Thebiggestdaddylover July 20, 2022

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marco alcaide

Any Man With The Name Marco Or Alcaide Will Have The Mindset Of A Race Car Or Is Brain Dead, But Whoever Is Named This Is Both

Person A: Hi My Name Is Marco
Person B: Hi My Name Is Alcaide
Person C: Hi My Name Is marco alcaide
All 3: Ooga Bungabooga Ooh Ooh Ooh Aah

marco alcaide by Sorenlin Lucid October 23, 2022

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Marco's Axiom

Marco’s Axiom demonstrated the economic deduction that as more money is devoted to acquiring the Bitcoin, the higher the price goes as what is available at any one time is always only a small portion of the entire supply. This relationship is both infinite and axiomatic, thus even if the buyer had infinite money, it would only necessitate that the price of Bitcoin in that money is also infinite.”

It would be impossible to buy all Bitcoin even with infinite amount of money, it's Marco's Axiom.

Marco's Axiom by Skubany December 17, 2022

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