maple ridge

maple ridge is the most disgusting city in the lower mainland filled jibs and skids. literally the ugliest more dirtiest place in bc.

“hey were can i get some crack”

“just go to maple ridge bud”

by maheyj June 4, 2020

maple fever

Having the hots for Canadian's

"I Suppose you have a thing for Canadian girls huh? Is that it, you got maple fever?" -South Park

by Ed604 November 9, 2015

bamboo maple

what you tell the cops you thought you were growing

sorry officer, i swear the packet said bamboo maple, i had no idea!

by anon3143 January 2, 2010

maple teabag

When you dip your balls in pure maple syrup then place them on her face.

James maple teabags his tinder hoe's

by Mapleteabagger March 1, 2018

Maple-Blaster

adverb describing when one receives a hand-job from someone of Canadian descent

On my trip to Canada, i went behind the gas station for an authentic Maple-Blaster

by Cyric2244 July 2, 2021

Maple

Fucking Syrup are you good

I ate Maple syrup with a cake

by Treeman10003 March 6, 2021

Sloppy Maple

When you're about to cum, you grab a maple syrup bottle, and squirt it all over her face, while you cum inside of her.

"There's something sticky on her face."
"Yeah, I gave her a sloppy maple last week."

by Pete O' Phile July 16, 2018