Tapping some sweet maple 

Getting it on with a red-haired Canadian.

It's been a long cold spring, but I finally got down to tapping some sweet maple down at the cabane à sucre. Her name was Véronique, I think.

Tapping some sweet maple by The Tories April 17, 2011

Toronto maple leafs

They make their fans cry because they always choke on dick in the 1st round and can never make it past a playoffs series.

Toronto maple leafs: That's the best dick I ever had give me more

Fans: STOP CHOKING ON THAT DICK AND WIN A PLAYOFFS SERIES.

Toronto maple leafs by Austinomino June 14, 2021

Toronto Maple Leafs

Storied NHL team that has won 13 Cups, but none since the NHL expanded beyond 6 teams.

I'm convinced they cannot possibly win more than 2 rounds of playoffs, even in a good year.

And the Toronto Maple Leafs have made the playoffs! Woo!

Oh no, Philly in the first round. Well, there's always next year. Go Blue Jays.

Toronto Maple Leafs by DVDGuy October 25, 2008

Toronto Maple Leaf

When you stretch out your scrotum to make a little pool, full it with maple syrup which your girl drinks while you sing “O Canada” dressed in full hockey gear.

Finally got Christie to do a Toronto Maple Leaf last night bro. It was kinda weird

Toronto Maple Leaf by King_Fishy January 30, 2021

Toronto Maple Leafs

A team whose fan base has all the arrogance of the New York Yankees nation, loving a team that is quickly becoming a band of loveable losers (like the Chicago Cubs...). 1967 is a quickly fading memory. A fanbase that evidently has a high threshold for chronic mediocrity, given that they havent made the playoffs the past two seasons. All this from a city which has about as much soul as Des Moines. In Leafs fans minds...they would say they have a World Class hockey team. Most clear headed people know better.

Toronto Maple Leafs Nation..See Websters definition of "false bravado".

Toronto Maple Leafs by Seamus McClannnnnnahan May 20, 2007

toronto maple leafs

1) Toronto's NHL franchise.
3) A group of gritty, tough-as-nails men responsible for the anal penetration/spanking of 20 Ottawa Senators every year come playoff time.

Common usage in conversation:
"The sky is blue."
"Water is wet."
"The Maple Leafs smoked the Sens."

toronto maple leafs by Janko April 12, 2004

toronto maple leafs

Three words ... Nineteen Sixty Seven

"The Toronto Maple Leafs haven't won a cup since when?"
"1967"
"Wow, that's a long time ago"
"No kidding"

toronto maple leafs by Hockey Fan October 16, 2005