the magical strawberries

a word for all things strange... for use by people who believe in being weird and different just cuse they want to be.

dumb kid- holy crap look at all those saftey pins shes got on her shirt
you- i know! arent they great? BELIEVE IN THE MAGICAL STRAWBERRIES!!!
dumb kid- (runs away)

by bunny! November 24, 2003

bruno the magical sword

the favoured toy of browntardf monkey boy. is a living creature and inhbitant of tivertown.

browntardf monkey boy played with bruno the magical sword from dawn to dusk.

by marvin barrs November 27, 2004

magick

Something that; although you might be tempted to believe, just isn't real. Like free health care.

I don't care what the witch's manual says, it's all fake. Honestly? Do you TimeWarner would really print something like that?

by Johnny Pseudonym August 26, 2005

Magikarp

The crap ass pokemon that is red and orange. Hello! Please, why on the hell did the creator made Magikarp? He's the useless piece of shit in the pokemon universe! If they took out Magikarp and left Gyarados then the whole world wouldn't have air pollution! XD. It has the frickin move Splash, and it is a waste of everyone's time. Magikarp fans have to reconsider this: Is Magikarp really a badass pokemon?

Me: Hey Dratini, let's fish!
Dratini: Draaa. (Yea, sure whatever.)
Me: (Grabs fishing rod and gets a catch.) Holy Shit! It's a Magikarp!
Dratini: Dratini! (This Pokemon IS a piece of shit!)
Me: Dratini! Use Draco Meteor!
Dratini: Draaatttiinniiiiiii! (Die!)

Congratulations! Dratini is level 100!

by azelfkiller October 11, 2011

Magikarp

1. An utterly useless pokemon that should have been massacred until extinction immediately after its discovery.

2. Someone who is so bad at life that the only thing they will ever achieve is the title of "complete and utter failure."

3. An extremely weak person.

Some of my friends are complete Magikarps, they are never going to do anything in their lifetime.

by A Man With A Plan June 1, 2014

Magician

Magicians are the magic-wielders, the wizards and mages of lore. The classes vary greatly, but they all share the mark of the gifted.

When faced with a Magician, start praying.

by Detranova August 4, 2003

Magician

When you are fucking a girl doggy style and you spit on her back and she thinks you jizzed on her so she turns around and you quickly explode on her face. Then you say magic!

"Last night Jonny totally magicianed me!"

by Magician69 December 16, 2008