MacBook

iphone/ipad with bigger display and keyboard

You bought a MacBook? What an idiot!

by wlwlwlwlwlwlwlwlwl July 14, 2025

Macock

The correct oral pronounciation for the Macaque.

"ITS CALLED THE MACOCK YOU FAGGOT"

by NotPep August 25, 2025

Macbeth effect

The "Macbeth effect" study shows that people who have recently washed their hands tend to make harsher and more judgmental moral decisions. Conversely, those who feel physically "dirty" are more tolerant of minor ethical violations.

After washing his hands, he totally judged his friend for that minor mistake—classic Macbeth effect at play!

by Emotional Cruiser November 1, 2025

MacBook aim

When your aim is so bad it's as if you are playing on a MacBook trackpad. Not to mention, MacOS has mouse acceleration, which makes your aim less consistent in fast-paced shooter games.

Bobricky: "Ever since I switched to a different mouse, I've had MacBook aim."

by undecillion January 15, 2026

DORKUS MACORKUS

A member of the human species who constantly act like dorks.

Dude 1: People think I'm cool cause I'm so funny.
Dude 2: No they don't you dorkus macorkus

by Dan Straight September 19, 2016

Reverse Macology

Reverse Macology is when you ask a friend to hook you up with someone they know, but they use helping you into helping themselves mac with the person you're interested in.

John: "Bro help me talk to susie shes so cute. "
Mike: "Me and her are mad close bro i got you. "
(Mike to susie)

Mike: "Yeo John thinks you look so good. "
Susie: "No way, like im so ugly."
Mike: "Na, Frfr ur ass is so fat you look so good."
Susie: "Omg you think so fr ??? Why didnt u tell me before. I think ur cute too lets go out."
(Mike to self) "Fuck i just did reverse macology to bro John"

by EazyEli February 24, 2017

riley macoroni

Someone who will hate me for this and has a last name of Macoroni and will also probably punch me

Wow look that her, she’s Riley Macoroni

by 7High Noon December 15, 2017