ghost in the machine

When software or hardware is made to complete a specific function, but a small percentage of the tasks completed have an unexpected result which cannot be explained.

I launched the game a million times through that shortcut, but this time it didn't launch for some reason... must be a ghost in the machine.

by daidalus January 1, 2014

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Slut Machine

Whorehouse.

Yo... I am horny 2 da bone!

Drop some bread at the Slut Machine.

by rperazag May 17, 2010

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Succ Machine

A vacuum cleaner.

Get that dust out of the carpet with the succ machine, will you?

by Founder's Dining Whore October 20, 2019

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"do you find washing machines hold your attention much longer then any game could? then you need a washing machine emulator!!"

"washing machines? yeah!!!"

"oh, oh! change the temperature! dont put reds in the white wash!"

"MAKE SURE YOU CHOOSE THE RIGHT WASHING POWDER

right, uh, which brand should I use? SAMBARINOOO"

by a big bunghole May 20, 2009

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Kellner Washing Machine

This sexual act requires 4 people: at least 1 guy and 1 girl; most preferably 3 guys and 1 girl due to the physical strength required. A Kellner Washing Machine (KWM) is preformed by having one guy standing in a pool with his penis in the girl's pussy and she is curled up in a ball so that the 2 remaining people can spin her around and back and forth, sloshing the water around as in an actual washing machine. The girl may want some good goggles. Depending on the guy and the spin methods employed, the girl may also need a breathing apparatus.

I got the most amazing KWM (Kellner Washing Machine) in my pool last weekend. I didn't know Lauren could hold her breathe that long. It wouldn't have been possible without her friends Christina and Niki.

by Creative Pervert December 16, 2006

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