cucara macara

When something that was supposed to happen and it fails to , Or as to refer to something or someone that is not to be trusted

I was supposed to go out with Jairo and Suly today but it became to cucara macara and we ended up staying at home .

by OnPointAuto79 August 9, 2017

elbow macaroni

A gentleman with a penis curved to the left covered in lowfat cheeze wiz who receives a blow job from a woman. As he is about to ejaculate he elbows her in the head and yells, "dinner time!"

As soon as he took off his pants and brought out the cheeze in a can he knew it would be elbow macaroni for dinner.

by delton1010 October 6, 2010

maccaroni nigga

Drug dealer; specifically in weed.

Southern speaksy for a pound of weed is elbow, from lb. Derived from elbow maccaronni.

"I met gangstas, Rastas, and maccaroni niggas... impostas."

by D.U.N.I.T. September 22, 2007

Macaroni Twist

usually for the Necrophiliac type:

You cook up some macaroni then let it cool. You shove what you can into a girls Vagine, and proceed to fuck. The strange sensation is said to feel like having sex with someone filled with maggots.

Jim finally found a girl that would let him 'macaroni twist', but he was out of 'mac', so he used smoe Penne instead.

by Pervo November 29, 2006

Macro

A person that is sexually aroused by someone of greater stature. Commonly used to describe men that are sexually aroused by the thought of a gigantic woman. A person that loves giantesses.

The sexy Giantess was worshipped by her macro men.

by Maximizor February 4, 2006

macoroni

Shit made my Kraft, as a substitute for food. -Found at acme-

I oped the box of macoroni and cooked that shit.

by loserloo April 26, 2006

macro

A shitty image with text whose shittiness either far exceeds the shittiness of the image or is somewhat comparable.

the following is a link to a shitty macro:
http://preview.tinyurl.com/sktay
other examples of macros occur at:
http://www.lolcats.com

by Faraday McMeaty December 10, 2008