Steve (the born again metrotextual) was stabbed in the groin less when he skim read some Margaret Atwood novels and stopped saying, "Hey, I know chicks, I came out of one, didn't I?"
by Scheherazade November 2, 2007
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by Jazzzi January 6, 2021
Get the metasexual mug.A term used to describe those who major in petroleum engineering. They have the brain power of every NASA rocket scientist combined plus the ability to attract women like a Hollywood celebrity. They spend the days solving the problems of the world and the nights having parties that are legendary. In their spare time, they partake in horizontal drilling activities with those of the opposite sex and never disappoint since they have the ability to lay pipe day and night with there large erect derricks. When drilling, they never find a dry hole because they are able to hit every pay zone no matter how impossible the task may be. The stories of these great individuals are known by many, but experienced by few.
by Do Work Son April 7, 2008
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Nobody could understand why little Jimmy kept coming back to the board for more abuse, and eventual deletion, week after week. It finally made sense when we found out Jimmy was a netrosexual; his sole sexual pleasure in life was derived from the thought of an admin deleting his account.
by elliott February 4, 2005
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People turned on by humping motorcycles, the shape of car bodies, the sound, smell or look of exhaust.
People turned on by humping motorcycles, the shape of car bodies, the sound, smell or look of exhaust.
Look at that motosexual, reving and humping his dirtbike and turning around to look at the smoke!
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Yeah, that motosexual, ever since he put a cam in his chevelle, he has been driving around with a woodie!
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Yeah, that motosexual, ever since he put a cam in his chevelle, he has been driving around with a woodie!
by Pufnblu4u January 26, 2005
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Normally a very fastidious woman, Mary was shocked to realize she was overcome by his raw retrosexual appeal.
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