Mossage

Of or pertaining to a homosexual's message marked by overly excited remarks like "OMFG" or "holy Cher that was amazing". Usually the font is a dead giveaway consisting of large, curvy pink letters all in caps.
The word is pronounced: (moe')-ssage i.e. homomessage minus the ho and replacement of the me.

Yestarday I checked Tom Cruise's away mossage and it said, "OMFG BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN IS COMING OUT SOON I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE TWO HOTT MEN KISSING...p.s. i love you katie."

by Matthew Brian December 5, 2005

Moss

Nickname of famous NCAA gymnast Kristina Baskett

Moss won the All-Around and got a clock trophy.

by Megan April 25, 2006

MOSS

Mystic Order of Secret Shit

A real secret squirrel is also a member of MOSS.

by Dnoz October 14, 2008

mossback

a very conservative or reactionary person, especially one with old fashioned beliefs or values

I don't need to listen to an old mossback to know that things are messed up.

by The Return of Light Joker October 24, 2011

Moss

Describes ones hair.

Dennis Eckersly had some serious moss in the 80's

by brsf032414 June 29, 2009

moss covered axe wound

a slang reference to the vagina

I snuck my hand down her pants, and across her moss covered axe wound.

by MissionTIMpossible July 12, 2006

Moss

Masturbation with your left hand only.
Time allocated to masturbate with your left hand.

Isnt it time to moss it?
When are you mossing it today?
I broke my right hand, I guess Ill have to moss it.

by Alcabsaw December 25, 2008