matress ranch

Refers to the fluids extracted from a very fucked on matress upon recycle.

"Bro you should have seen the matress ranch i got out of my old bed!"

by GetchaDickWet January 31, 2017

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mantress

A sexy peace of man that takes care of your wife's if you don't take care of them

Her mantress drings her wine makes her nice things and brings her Chinese food.

by Iceman57 January 29, 2018

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matress king

Like the mile high club, but in a matress store.

Bro, we banged so hard I am the ultimate matress king.

by spicychivk101 February 20, 2018

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Mactress

Mattress actress or porn star...

She is the best mactress in the business...

by Papity77 October 17, 2018

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Matress man is a man that sells mattresses and has a secret menu of drugs, He's a loyal and popular person and can eventually get mad and kill his customers. Matress man are usually black and really handsome, if you find one and make a bad first impression, you'll be praying for your life

The Matress Man us really nice but he can het sloppy with his work

by Masturbation Beating off April 22, 2019

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