Matted

To fuck something up despite best intentions

Wow! He really matted that pint-it’s basically all head.

by Also your mum January 31, 2019

Matted

The act of publicly asking a stranger for their number.

"Dude someone just matted me!"
"Did you give them your number?"
"Hell no!"

(Also can be used as an adjective, noun, or verb)

by shinygolden god December 01, 2010

Matted

To expand to other occupied or unoccupied desks around an office space.

I was out yesterday and when I came back this morning, my desk was matted; shipping and manufacturing equipment was all over it. I hate it.

by mj2018 November 20, 2018

Smash-mat

A snatch, no more no less.

Jenny has the tightest "smash-mat" you ever saw!!

by Ewefuhkr May 12, 2022

Mat-TOCK

A mat-tock is referring to and asshole who over quotes starwars and dead memes from a year ago, although he can be a nice guy, he’s still generally a wanker and will ruin your day, he also matches the iq of a coffee mug

Person- he’s such a mat-tock he’s gonna ruin this new meme again

by Not a mat-tock August 10, 2019