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matted hair

Matted hair is when your hair gets so fucking tangled that it looks like lumps of hair on your head, it can also look like your hair is super wet and icky.
"Man that kid needs to cut their hair, it's so matted and no one wants MATTED HAIR
by Who resembles God April 6, 2021
mugGet the matted hairmug.

mat vip

by thefogiscoming5885 February 26, 2023
mugGet the mat vipmug.

mat azzim

such a sucker person. very lazy dumb person and take advantages on others. fit for magician. people very dislike him.
micheal : i'm on duty with mat azzim :(

man : Oh god ! poor you, mat azzim is fucking lazy person. It's like you will do the duty alone.

micheal : @#$_&-+ 😤
by Pedragon warrior April 23, 2018
mugGet the mat azzimmug.

mat harvey

a person that will have sex with any male or female thats moving... also tends to go for girls/boys much younger than himself, also enjoys getting stoned and flushing his life down the toilet....
look, is that Mat Harvey 30 year old kissing an 10 year old :0
by I Know All, So Obey Me... August 23, 2011
mugGet the mat harveymug.

Mat

If a person is very gullible, stubborn and annoying. You call them a Mat. A Mat is someone who typically doesn’t listen to you or hear you out. They’re likely to make bad decisions due to their stubbornness.
Person 1:Bro just listen to me and stop being a Mat!
Person 2:Bro shut up. I’m going to click the link it’s not gonna do anything.

Person 1:YOU WILL GET HACKED
Person 2:Idc, I’m gonna test it out.
by Disor August 12, 2022
mugGet the Matmug.

jizz mat

female or male who enjoy large quantities of sperm in their mouth or on their face
Niko, stop being such a fucking jizz mat and come here!
by scrodum tazzer August 20, 2009
mugGet the jizz matmug.

Dick mat

A narrow strip of pubic hair directly above the vigina.
After I blew my load I cleaned my pecker off on her dick mat
by RT Rules June 11, 2018
mugGet the Dick matmug.

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