Jonas From Lander Lube

To Exchange Sexual Incounters for New Rims and Tires.

Your tires are looking bare , You better call up Jonas from Lander Lube.

by The Cadd-ie Girl April 29, 2009

Landen

A really nice guy who is funny, smart, and sometimes loyal. This kind of guy will be nice to you if you’re nice to him. Landen loves food, video games, women, baseball, cigars, and a care free jolly time. Landen is the kind of guy the ladies love yet Landen rarely interacts with women because of his personality which creates a social wall between him and the hotties which would happily suck him off if he made the move.

Landen loves to lick popcicles.

by Ticity tocity im a stalkerty November 2, 2019

morgan landers

the perfect girl! shes tall and an athlete and beautiful and the most amazing girl you could ever meet:)

is that morgan landers? yeah man. damn shes gorgeous!!!

by hahahahahahhaahahahahahahahaha August 6, 2011

No Hander Lander

after taking a shower (normally sports players) flipping your dick up to your belly button multiple times then cathing it in-between your legs

Dude after our sweet win i took a shower and did a no hander lander in one shot

by osama bin diesel May 11, 2011

Londerblouwadt

"Meet me down the duke of york pub at 8 o' clock."

Londerblouwadt mate?

by Rob September 17, 2003

Flat lander

(In Off-roading) One who thinks they are the greatest off-road driver in the world by driving in wide open muddy cornfields and other flat mud holes. Used as an insult by jeep owners who prefer narrow mountainous trails containing rock obstacles to mud, or directed towards hummer owners.

Also known as mall crawlers.

I wish these damn flat landers would shut up, they don't know what they are talking about.

by das ungeheuer January 23, 2009

linden

One of the largest mountains to ever exist. Opposite to the hole known as Katoomba.

Im off to climb Linden!

by MattM July 16, 2008